Okay DU, my birthday is tomorrow and I'd BETTER GET MY GODDAMN PRESENT.

[DarkTirade]

The only present I want is going to be what the headlines are gonna say tomorrow.

... okay, I wouldn't say no to a fine scotch or sexual favors or anything like that. But mainly I just want to know that we won't be having another warmongering fear-driving robber-baron friendly republican in our highest office.

[motely36]

1. Mine is tomorrow also...

:party:

[DarkTirade]

4. Happy early birthday and Guy Fawkes day to you, then!

And I hope my present is good for you too. :)

[DS1]

2. You're supposedly getting it tonight, douche

[DarkTirade]

3. The announcement might be tonight, but I don't have a TV

and my internet's not working at home right now. So the headlines in tomorrow's newspaper are gonna be how I'll find out.

[DS1]

5. go to a bar

break down the door of someone with an Obama sign, chances are they already took their own guns away

[DarkTirade]

6. Shouldn't be too hard, there are a bunch of 'em around my neighborhood.

And only one or two McCain Palin signs. :P

That, and when you enter the village there are big signs saying, "Discharging firearms within the village limits is illegal." I think it's mainly to keep away overanxious hunters who might follow deer too close into neighborhoods, but still...

[Parche]

7. sexual flavors!!

:woohoo: :hi:

[DarkTirade]

8. Salty yet sweet!

:)