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flvegan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-03-08 04:50 PM Original message |
When I come to power, my first objective will be |
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LeftyMom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-03-08 05:04 PM Response to Original message |
1. Jesus, you need to get laid. |
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flvegan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-03-08 05:11 PM Response to Reply #1 |
3. Odd suggestion coming from Bible Spice. |
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LeftyMom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-03-08 05:14 PM Response to Reply #3 |
5. Odd objection from somebody who thought that costume was hawt. |
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flvegan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-03-08 05:16 PM Response to Reply #5 |
6. Where in my response did you see an objection, Vlad the ImPalin? |
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LeftyMom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-03-08 05:20 PM Response to Reply #6 |
7. "Odd" |
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Lucian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-03-08 05:07 PM Response to Original message |
2. You have my full support. |
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flvegan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-03-08 05:12 PM Response to Reply #2 |
4. You sir, are a true American. |
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Parche (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-03-08 05:24 PM Response to Reply #4 |
10. magistrate is that you............sir? |
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flvegan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-03-08 05:26 PM Response to Reply #10 |
14. Likening me to The Magistrate might get you banned again, buddy. |
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hobbit709 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-03-08 05:20 PM Response to Original message |
8. Next, the ones with a full cart |
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flvegan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-03-08 05:25 PM Response to Reply #8 |
13. Executive Order #71: All store clerks are armed. |
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AlCzervik (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-03-08 05:22 PM Response to Original message |
9. if you can throw in some punishment for fools who buy aftermarket xenon headlights |
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LeftyMom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-03-08 05:25 PM Response to Reply #9 |
12. Death penalty for sure. |
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flvegan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-03-08 05:29 PM Response to Reply #9 |
16. This is another "car burned to the ground" case. |
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LeftyMom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-03-08 05:34 PM Response to Reply #16 |
21. You'll have fun on any trip to California. |
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Redstone (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-03-08 05:24 PM Response to Original message |
11. ...Followed closely by a certain group of knuckleheads: |
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unpossibles (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-03-08 05:29 PM Response to Reply #11 |
15. ok, I admit I've done this completely on purpose once or twice |
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Redstone (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-03-08 05:31 PM Response to Reply #15 |
18. Uh, no, I NEVER park across more than one space, like some assholes do. I just want to |
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dawgmom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-03-08 05:35 PM Response to Reply #18 |
24. Nothing WRONG with it |
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Redstone (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-03-08 05:42 PM Response to Reply #24 |
30. You don't HAVE to "get it." Isn't there anything you own that you cherish, and you wouldn't want |
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AlCzervik (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-03-08 05:44 PM Response to Reply #30 |
33. Dinged doors make me sad, i park far away from the store in a spot so the curb is |
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dawgmom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-03-08 05:50 PM Response to Reply #30 |
35. Not something that I take out in public and expose to the elements, etc. |
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unpossibles (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-03-08 06:44 PM Response to Reply #18 |
46. oh nothing at all. |
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dawgmom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-03-08 05:29 PM Response to Reply #11 |
17. I had a friend who did that on purpose |
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Redstone (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-03-08 05:34 PM Response to Reply #17 |
22. I know from being contrary, and that's not being contrary-it's being an asshole. I'm not |
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dawgmom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-03-08 05:38 PM Response to Reply #22 |
26. He wasn't an asshole -- he just liked tweaking people |
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flvegan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-03-08 05:35 PM Response to Reply #11 |
23. You're referring to my new GPS monitoring service. |
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mainegreen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-03-08 05:32 PM Response to Original message |
19. I'm going to impose mandatory floggings for those who break uphill. |
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flvegan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-03-08 05:41 PM Response to Reply #19 |
29. I'd be open to any suggestions. |
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dawgmom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-03-08 05:43 PM Response to Reply #19 |
31. How about the people who brake on your side of the highway when they see a cop on the OTHER side |
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dawgmom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-03-08 05:33 PM Response to Original message |
20. People who drive the speed limit in the far left lane |
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LeftyMom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-03-08 05:38 PM Response to Reply #20 |
25. Oh, the speed limit granny patrol will be along to tell you that you're a menace and personally |
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dawgmom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-03-08 05:40 PM Response to Reply #25 |
28. Oh yeah? |
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flvegan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-03-08 05:44 PM Response to Reply #20 |
32. My Efficient Travel Program will provide an incentive |
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dawgmom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-03-08 05:52 PM Response to Reply #32 |
37. I like it |
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flvegan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-03-08 05:59 PM Response to Reply #37 |
41. Ah yes, also part of the same program. |
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TZ (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-03-08 05:52 PM Response to Reply #20 |
36. HA! |
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dawgmom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-03-08 05:55 PM Response to Reply #36 |
39. No, really...I'm not |
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Kali (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-03-08 05:39 PM Response to Original message |
27. don't forget those assholes on the "no stop" street |
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flvegan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-03-08 05:49 PM Response to Reply #27 |
34. All automobiles will be outfitted |
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Kali (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-03-08 05:52 PM Response to Reply #34 |
38. I like it! |
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Wetzelbill (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-03-08 05:56 PM Response to Original message |
40. I think I would just probably smite a few enemies and |
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flvegan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-03-08 06:02 PM Response to Reply #40 |
42. It's like you read my mind. |
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LeftyMom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-03-08 06:04 PM Response to Reply #42 |
43. Ahem. That should read "by a woman" you sexist douchenozzle. |
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Wetzelbill (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-03-08 06:05 PM Response to Reply #42 |
44. that is a nice touch |
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BeachBaby (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-03-08 06:13 PM Response to Original message |
45. People who totally fuck up on the road.... |
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flvegan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-03-08 06:50 PM Response to Reply #45 |
47. Bees in the glove compartment. |
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Mike 03 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-03-08 07:17 PM Response to Original message |
48. THANK YOU |
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machI (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-04-08 06:16 AM Response to Original message |
49. Let me tell you about the rural Tennessee method of intersections at Midnight |
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