Who would win in a fight: Mothra or Will Pitt?

[Pale Blue Dot]

I would go with Mothra all the way. Even in it's larval stage, Mothra would kick Will's butt back to Catholic School!

[SOteric]

1. As a former schoolgirl of the Catholic variety,

I can pretty much assure you that you have not had your butt kicked until a Catholic schoolgirl has kicked your butt. Mothra can bring it on. My money's on Pitt.

[Pale Blue Dot]

2. Are you saying that Will is a Catholic schoolgirl? nt

[absyntheNsugar]

6. Catholic Schoolgirls? Flying Maggots? Oh the Humanity....

n/t

[BlackVelvetElvis]

3. Mothra would spray him with their silly string

Then she and the twin fairies would ride back to Infant island.

[underpants]

4. 5 bucks on Jesus

Always a safe bet.

[Mr. Brown of MD]

5. I'm going with Pitt on this one

Could Mothra take a man who called Aaron Brown "shameless" (among other things) to his face, or actually to his ear?

I submit that the answer is no, and Will Pitt is therefore the victor.

-CollegeDude
Or would be the victor, you know what I mean