I was so proud that I installed a brand new toilet by myself, until I realized that...

[LeftyFingerPop]

I bolted the damn thing to the ceiling.

[Heidi]

1. Wait! Don't give up so quickly!

That _could_ be the zero-gravity model. Check the documentation! :P

[tismyself]

2. This should be installed in the Oval Office bathroom.

Then when the scum floats to the top, your nifty commode can just flush it away.

[Courtesy Flush]

3. What's holding the seat in place?

[Courtesy Flush]

4. That's OK. I was going to pee on your floor anyway.

[VOX]

5. At least you keep your lid closed -- points for that! n/t

[Schema Thing]

6. All you need is a kitty peering out of it

[One_Life_To_Give]

7. $26million version

Although you forgot to install the seatbelt that keeps you attached to it while in use.

[sarge43]

8. At least the dog won't be drinking from it. n/t

[merh]

9. were you tanked?

:silly:

[kedrys]

10. You have waaayyyy too much time on your hands

:P

[puerco-bellies]

11. Aim High!

Then back away.

[Auggie]

12. Looks like my home repair projects...

[SOteric]

13. On the bright side,

you won't need to worry about putting the seat down.