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KansDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-31-08 11:54 AM
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Halloween joke...
10-year-old Timmy decides he wants to be a pirate this Halloween. But, he doesn't want to be just any pirate, he wants to be a pirate captain. So his mom helps him fabricate a pirate's hat with skull and crossbones, an eye patch, and a sash with a little wooden sword. Now, Timmy is ready to go out trick-or-treating. He knocks on the door of the first house he comes to and a kindly, elderly lady answers. "Oh, what a cute little pirate," she gushes. Timmy answers sternly, "I'm not just a pirate, I'm a pirate captain!" "Oh, a pirate captain is it?" she asks, "Well, if you're a pirate captain, then where are your buccaneers?" Timmy thinks for a moment and answers, "Under my buckin' hat!"
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Beer Snob-50 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-31-08 02:33 PM
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1. why can't ghosts have kids?
because they have hollow weenies.
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KansDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-31-08 02:58 PM
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2. LOL!!!
I'm taking that one trick-or-treatin' tonight!
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