Help! Badgers ate my mushrooms! Advice please! (No snakes!)

[everythingsxen]

:D

[EstimatedProphet]

1. Well done!

Badgers badgers badgers...

[Catshrink]

2. I see things, I see them with my eyes...

I see things, they're often in disguise
Like carrots handbags cheese.

[everythingsxen]

3. *bows* Thank you, thank you..

Hummingbirds are nesting in my ears.

[rasputin1952]

4. If they are having a bad trip, talk them down...

If you want to get rid of them, there are plenty of "humane" traps available. Unless they ate them all, they will be back.

DO NOT, try to capture them by yourself, they bite, scratch and generally are like wrestling with a monkey in a bag.

Rabies is very rare, but always a possibility. If they are showing any frothing at the mouth or nose, STAY AWAY!

You could also call your local animal shelter, either before you catch them in a trap, or after.

O8)

[rasputin1952]

12. BADGERS, badgers...

We don't need no steenking badgers!

:evilgrin:

[daveskilt]

5. My favorite existential chew toy

bicycle my dog! loose the albatross - it only wants to steal your tomahawk and eat the goosepimples sideways.

[Robb]

6. Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger

Badger Badger Badger Mushroom MUSHROOM!!!!!

[EstimatedProphet]

15. Badgers have a mythic quality...

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/25/

[gmoney]

7. Weasels Ripped My Flesh! (Rzzzzzzzz)

Aren't you supposed to be able to put plastic owls or hawks in your garden to scare off the critters?

Or what about one of those subsonic mole repellents? Don't work on badgers?

Maybe call your county agent...

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

8. Were they gnarly badgers?????

[many a good man]

9. Don't do anything!

In time the flowers will slowly emerge from their hard frozen tombs. They will then violently lunge toward the solar radiation streaming toward earth, absorbing it and transforming it and filling the air with a blanket of soft scent. This will distract the badgers long enough for you to escape. Just don't step on any worms as you make your get-away.

[thebaghwan]

10. Damn! Psilocybin or Cyanesis?

n/t

[MrScorpio]

11. OMFG!!!! Badgers on 'Shrooms.. We're all going to DIIIIE!!!!

Somebody call Ann Arbor.

Send in the Wolverines!!!!

Go Blue!!

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

13. Possible thread: Help! Mushrooms ate my badgers!

[philosophie_en_rose]

14. Buy protection?

[TXlib]

16. My 2 yo and 4 yo were singing that in the bathtub tonight