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everythingsxen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-27-04 09:34 PM
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If...
I were to snort a large amount of sugar laced with vodka; then had ultra-kinky sex; then died whist having said kinky sex....

What would I be reincarnated as?
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AlienGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-27-04 09:36 PM
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1. Another version of yourself--
But with serious nasal problems, in *both* your noses!

And you'd probably still have that one tuft of hair, too. :P

Tucker
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everythingsxen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-27-04 09:38 PM
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2. You are no help!
:P

Maybe I could be a badger.. or possibly a griffon.
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AlienGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-27-04 09:40 PM
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3. A badger?
Only if you went to University of Wisconsin!
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everythingsxen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-27-04 09:41 PM
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4. Ewwww...
I dun wanna go there...

Does anyplace have classes in calibration with a cool mascot?
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AlienGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-27-04 09:43 PM
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9. I dunno!
You could start your own calibration business!
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everythingsxen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-27-04 09:48 PM
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13. Maybe I could even be...
a calibration specialist?
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AlienGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-27-04 09:52 PM
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16. That's where the big bucks are!
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everythingsxen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-27-04 09:56 PM
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17. Very true...
Now all I need to do is:

  • Get the vodka and sugar mixure ready to snort

  • Have massive amounts of spooky, weird and very, very.. (did I say very?) kinky sex :evilgrin:

  • Die

  • Reincarnate



Sounds easy enough... then I can be a calibration specialist!
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AlienGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-27-04 09:58 PM
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18. Or go to college
Take some calibration courses, and get hired on by one of the major calibration companies.

Though I still think your future is in security.
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everythingsxen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-27-04 09:59 PM
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19. You could be right..
Could we maybe just drink some vodka?

The spooky, weird, kinky sex can still stay too right? :evilgrin:
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-27-04 09:41 PM
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5. Maybe a mushroom
but hopefully not a snake!
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Mick Knox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-27-04 09:42 PM
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6. A grape nt
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FlashHarry Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-27-04 09:42 PM
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7. Great movie, by the way!
Edited on Fri Feb-27-04 09:45 PM by FlashHarry
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Tom Yossarian Joad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-27-04 09:43 PM
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8. A poopy head? n/t
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Catshrink Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-27-04 09:44 PM
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10. Robb
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Lars39 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-27-04 09:44 PM
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11. A very happy sweet potato?
Edited on Fri Feb-27-04 09:46 PM by Lars39
:shrug:

on edit: does this tie into a movie or song?
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everythingsxen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-27-04 09:48 PM
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12. I hate sweet potato's in this life...
So maybe that is what I will be next life.. to help me fight my anti-sweet potato feelings.

On non-edit: No. It has nothing to do with a song. However, on a certain level it does tie into a movie.
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AlienGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-27-04 09:49 PM
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14. No, in that case...
You'll just come back as an onion that falls in love with a sweet potato.
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everythingsxen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-27-04 09:49 PM
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15. Hehe
:P
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CanuckAmok Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-27-04 10:09 PM
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20. Something with a big fucking smile on its face.
n/t
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-27-04 10:17 PM
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21. Oscar. Not the statue. (nt)
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