Are you a bigger A-Hole online or in person?

[martymar64]

I consider myself a much bigger peckerhead online. In person, I'm very nice and friendly.

What about you?

[Guava Jelly]

1. I'm the same person

:)

[martymar64]

3. I wish I could be

However, I would want to be a bigger asshole in person. Sometimes I'm way too nice when I should be getting into somebody's face.

[beaglelover]

2. I'm much nicer

and better looking in person!

[puerco-bellies]

4. A-hole all the way.

To thine own self be true.

[lizziegrace]

5. Sorry

I don't buy it...

[martymar64]

6. Words to live by!

:evilgrin:

[frogmarch]

7. A-hole to McCain/Palin supporters both online and in person

Otherwise, I'm pretty easy going.

[Smuckies]

8. I'm a different person online

I'm not an a-hole, but I'll say things I would never peep in real life. :9

[Pale Blue Dot]

9. MUCH bigger online.

In real life, I'm an extremely empathetic person who can't stand to make others uncomfortable. It's rare that I get into any kind of confrontation in the real world. The internet brings out my inner asshole.

[TZ]

12. Well duh, asshole!

:rofl:
BTW--I LOVED your Onion piece in GDP---a post of evil genius.
And finally, looking forward to kicking some Finnfan ass in FF this weekend....:hi:

[madinmaryland]

13. Hmmm. Pretty even for me. I get called a fuckwad

both at home and on DU!

:rofl:

[TZ]

14. Dude...I REALLY hope you get to come to my house party

I've told my stepfather about you..I REALLY want him to meet you..That would be my entertainment for the year!:D

[madinmaryland]

20. Oh shit.

You told you family about me?? :wtf: :scared:

How would I converse without the emoticons?

:rofl:

[TZ]

27. I told them you call me "Snyder"....

And they just shook their heads.....:crazy: :rofl:

[madinmaryland]

32. Did you mention your endless fascination with Tony Romo??

:hide:

[Bucky]

10. I'm meaner, but ironically my actual a-hole is much nicer on line

<insert goatse photo here>

[Danger Mouse]

11. Definitely a major asshole online.

[elshiva]

19. Actual Photograph of Elrond Hubbard.

[elshiva]

15. I am a total asshole here and in real life.

:)

[KitchenWitch]

16. Actually I am a bigger asshole in person.

Strange but true.

[sniffa]

17. I'd say online but then I'm reminded of this woman

:o

[KitchenWitch]

18. UGLY FUCKING FUCK!

[Shine]

21. Actually, I am not an a-hole in either domain.

:hi:

[Amerigo Vespucci]

22. 24 hour A-Hole. We never close.

[Chicken Girl]

23. Online, definitely.

I'm as meek as a mewling newborn kitten in real life.

[TommyO]

24. Online, but I'm only an asshole to those whose assholery puts mine to shame.

[BlueJazz]

25. about the same...rather laid-back and hyper-active

[tismyself]

26. love the ignore button

I ignore thoughtless jerks in real life almost as much as I do here, the difference here being that wonderful gizmo the ignore button.

[Taverner]

28. I'm an asshole no matter how you slice or dice me

I just rub lots of people the wrong way, and I hang around with folks who rub people the wrong way.

Funny me

[billyoc]

29. I've never been anonymous online, so I'd say I'm the same.

[LanternWaste]

30. About the same in both instances...

About the same in both instances...

I have little problems telling people to keep quiet if they have nothing of interest to say.
I have little problems observing self-preening justifications in myself and others.
I have little problem realizing that we're all *much* less intelligent than we advertise or than we'd like to think.

But I dunno if that's being an asshole or not-- as I direct those very same criticisms towards myself more often than not...

But maybe I'm more of a jerk in the real world since I don't have to ask anyone here to turn the volume down on their crappy play list of trendy, angst-ridden, greasy, garage-band sounding, "woe-is-me", non-melodic, self-righteous pop music... :evilgrin:

[libodem]

31. Way worse online

I don't swear as much or get as mad. I respond to posts with subjects that stir me up so I snark out. I'm frustrated about the state of the country and so I feel helpless. Thus the sarcasm and cynicism.

[DarkTirade]

33. I'd like to think I'm not really an a-hole in either place

but I can be fairly blunt now and then.

[Chemical Bill]

34. In person...

online I have time to think, take a deep breath, count to ten, etc.

Bill

[Symarip]

35. This may be hard to believe...

But I hold back when I'm online. I'm a prick for all seasons.

[pokerfan]

36. I'm much, much worse IRL

:P

[TZ]

37. What about the geekiness factor?

The same deal right?:P

[pokerfan]

38. I am much, much worse in all aspects

:)

:hi:

[u4ic]

39. I'd say in person

Not that I'm an a-hole particularly, but I just come here to hang out and have a bit of fun.

[bicentennial_baby]

40. In person...

I don't like people too much, and I express it.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

41. i am not much of an asshole. i am candid both on and offline.

[flvegan]

42. Definitely in person.

I may be an uber asshole online if crossed, but in person...I'm epic.

[OrwellwasRight]

43. I'm the worst on the phone. With customer service.

Because I always get fucked over. Always. It's like a curse. So I just let the anger flow.

[Iggo]

44. Most definitely in person.

Factor of 10.

[LeftyMom]

45. The worst I can do over the internet is type mean things at people.

Of course I'm a bigger asshole in person- I have more tools for being a vindictive bitch at my disposal IRL.

Until they invent a way to plant a pleather boot in somebody's taint over wi-fi, in which case a whole lot of motherfuckers are going to need to invest in either a very good firewall, a very good athletic supporter, or both.

[devilgrrl]

46. I'm an a-hole online. In person I'm a milquetoast. Ask KitchenWitch and CaliforniaPeggy.

:hide:

[Robeson]

47. I'm wonderful online and in person...

...:-)

[kentauros]

48. Ummm, when I'm inline and on-person

:P

[Awsi Dooger]

49. Online

I run into more nonsense online. Plus, I'm often posting while stuck in Excel monotony, which puts me in a foul mood.

[NeoProtege]

50. Online Definitely!

[geomon666]

51. Online.

But probably not by much. I try my best to avoid social situations in person. I just don't like people....but you guys are ok because you're online and not next to me and stuff like that.

[Jamastiene]

52. I'm the opposite.

I'm nice online and a total antisocial asshole in person. :evilgrin:

[Forkboy]

53. Like Popeye, I am what I am.

Online or off, what you see is what you get. :)

[AccessGranted]

54. Good question.....I am . . .

not an a-hole unless provoked...maybe a little too real for most people, but I try to be as nice as possible.

[BarenakedLady]

55. I'm about the same.

I'm a bit more gregarious online though. It takes awhile to get to know me in person. I'm shy.

[Dogtown]

56. Def worse in the flesh.

not a friend in the world, me.

wanna fight about it?

[PassingFair]

57. I try not to discuss religion and politics IRL...

It's about ALL I talk about on-line.

MUCH nicer in person...ask anyone!