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Jackpine Radical Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-27-04 08:11 PM
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Attorney General John Ashcroft is visiting an elementary school.
Edited on Fri Feb-27-04 08:38 PM by Jackpine Radical
After the typical civics presentation he says, "Alright, boys and girls, you can ask me questions now."

A young boy named Bobby raises his hand and says, "I have two questions:

"1. How did Bush win the election with fewer votes than Gore? and

"2. Why are you using the USA Patriot Act to limit Americans' civil liberties?"

Just then the bell sounds and all the kids run out to the playground.

Fifteen minutes later, the kids come back to class and Ashcroft says, "I'm sorry we were interrupted by the bell. Now, you can all ask me questions."

A young girl raises her hand and says, "I have four questions:

"1. How did Bush win the election with fewer votes than Gore?

"2. Why are you using the USA Patriot Act to limit Americans' civil liberties?

"3. Why did the bell go off 20 minutes early? and

"4. Where's Bobby?"



I forgot to put in a wonderful link, which was the source for the joke and much more:

http://www.govsux.com/ashcrack.htm

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proud patriot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-27-04 08:12 PM
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1. :-)
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donco6 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-27-04 08:12 PM
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2. Bwaahahahaha!
That's good. Frightening, but good.
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Jackpine Radical Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-27-04 08:39 PM
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3. Kick in honor of
the added graphic
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AlFrankenFan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-27-04 11:33 PM
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4. lol
that's hilarious :)
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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-27-04 11:34 PM
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5. Heeheeheeheehee...
Good one. :hi:
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