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bicentennial_baby (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-28-08 05:36 PM Original message |
Thesis writing makes brain hurt...Tell me a joke, please! |
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SalmonChantedEvening (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-28-08 05:39 PM Response to Original message |
1. How many neocons does it take to make popcorn? |
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bicentennial_baby (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-28-08 05:41 PM Response to Reply #1 |
3. I'll tell you one: How many Marxists does it take to change a lightbulb? |
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SalmonChantedEvening (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-28-08 05:48 PM Response to Reply #3 |
10. Bwaha! |
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bicentennial_baby (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-28-08 05:53 PM Response to Reply #10 |
11. I don't know...what? |
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SalmonChantedEvening (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-28-08 06:25 PM Response to Reply #11 |
20. "I drank what?" |
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Aristus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-28-08 05:40 PM Response to Original message |
2. A priest, a rabbi, and an Irishman walk into a bar. |
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bicentennial_baby (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-28-08 05:42 PM Response to Reply #2 |
4. Ba Dum Bum! |
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MrCoffee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-28-08 05:42 PM Response to Original message |
5. 3 mice are sitting at the bar, drinking. |
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bicentennial_baby (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-28-08 05:44 PM Response to Reply #5 |
7. Heehee.... |
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BeachBaby (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-28-08 05:43 PM Response to Original message |
6. Hey babe - here's a joke for ya..... |
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bicentennial_baby (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-28-08 05:44 PM Response to Reply #6 |
8. Ooof! |
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Rabrrrrrr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-28-08 05:46 PM Response to Original message |
9. An economist and a marketer walk into a bar, |
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bicentennial_baby (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-28-08 05:53 PM Response to Reply #9 |
12. !!! |
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MrCoffee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-28-08 05:56 PM Response to Original message |
13. A man and woman start to fool around in the woods late at night. |
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racaulk (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-28-08 05:58 PM Response to Reply #13 |
14. Ooooh, that's deliciously naughty! |
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Swede (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-28-08 06:00 PM Response to Original message |
15. OK |
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bicentennial_baby (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-28-08 06:10 PM Response to Reply #15 |
16. BWAHAHAHA! I LOVE it! |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-28-08 06:12 PM Response to Original message |
17. Here's one I posted in GD:P |
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sarge43 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-28-08 06:21 PM Response to Original message |
18. A Democrat and a Republican were out hunting. |
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KamaAina (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-28-08 06:23 PM Response to Original message |
19. I just did. What do I look like, Jay Leno? |
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XemaSab (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-28-08 06:29 PM Response to Original message |
21. OK: |
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bicentennial_baby (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-28-08 06:36 PM Response to Reply #21 |
22. Snap! |
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FloridaJudy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-28-08 06:40 PM Response to Original message |
23. What did the Dalai Lama |
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sniffa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-28-08 06:42 PM Response to Original message |
24. 2 muffins are inside a preheated oven |
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Cabcere (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-28-08 07:39 PM Response to Reply #24 |
26. Dammit, you stole my joke! |
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sniffa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-28-08 07:51 PM Response to Reply #26 |
28. Heh! |
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Cabcere (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-28-08 08:00 PM Response to Reply #28 |
32. Me too. |
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Forkboy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-28-08 07:32 PM Response to Original message |
25. You're into food, so here's a joke that will ruin it for you forever. |
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Wetzelbill (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-28-08 07:41 PM Response to Original message |
27. Ok I got one I heard yesterday. |
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sniffa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-28-08 07:52 PM Response to Original message |
29. I could tell the joke Brooksey told me about the little boy |
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The Velveteen Ocelot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-28-08 07:55 PM Response to Original message |
30. Q. What do you do with an elephant with three balls? |
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Gormy Cuss (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-28-08 07:57 PM Response to Original message |
31. Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing.... |
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