Caption Bush and the Horse that rode on him

[LynneSin]

[rustydog]

1. "To quote a GREAT President, um, you know, um Rozevelt..

Um Teddy, you know, um: "Walk softly and smack ém in the"head with a big stick!"
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[cosmicdot]

2. pause ... look up ... smirk ...

[doc03]

3. A President,an intelligent animal and a horse's ass .

[Doctor_J]

4. Good, but for *

TR should be riding a golf cart

[Pale Blue Dot]

5. I wanted an asshat, but this is the best I could do.

nt

[ScreamingMeemie]

6. Yeah...well...I coulda been a RoughRider too...I could.

:hi:

[Duncan Grant]

7. pResident Road-Apple.

:evilgrin:

[skip fox]

8. Bush is saying: "Karl and the guys don't want me to say this, but I got an

idea about how to take care of Cuba. I say we do it with horses and a good cavalry. Hell, it worked once before. It's like nobody's got any sense any more. Why go through a bay of pigs, since you'll only get your boat stuck in all that pork waiting for air cover or something. Let's learn the lessons of history for once and do what's worked in the past. I say we get a bunch of guys, preferably Texans, on horses and just go over there and clean their clocks like Teddy did. Whatja think? Pretty smooth, eh?"