I just invented a new Google-based contest.

[Jackpine Radical]

Googling George Bush F*ckwad (replace the asterisk) results in 457 links, while George Bush Dickhead generates 4100 and George Bush douchebag gives you 987.

Who can come up with the highest number of hits between "George Bush" and an epithet of choice?

[truhavoc]

1. self explanatory but...

George Bush idiot 157,000

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

3. Waaaaah beat be by a nose! DAMN DAMN DAMN

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

2. George Bush Idiot - 157,000 (nt)

[truhavoc]

5. hehe n/t

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

4. George Bush Dumb 172,000. Take THAT! (nt)

[Pale_Rider]

6. George Bush Dictator - about 195,000

Searched the web for George Bush dictator. Results 1 - 10 of about 195,000.

[Jackpine Radical]

7. A side benefit of playing this game

is that you find the most interesting sites when you click on some of the links.

[muriel_volestrangler]

20. Like the Urban Dictionary defintions for George W Bush

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=george+w+bush

"A dictator who bullies the rest of the world while keeping his own people in the dark... treating them relatively well except that he robs from the poor and gives to the rich"

"Like most villains, Adolf Hitler began his career as a George W Bush"

[Jackpine Radical]

23. Oh, that's wonderful.

[LynneSin]

39. George Bush Dipsh*t - 227

:D

[everythingsxen]

8. George Bush ass 368,000

[everythingsxen]

14. Awww this only got 1 hit...

George Bush cum guzzling douchebag piece of shit

:shrug: oh well, it was fun looking. :D

[Seldona]

9. George Bush Dumbass had 13,300

George Bush Liar 145,000

George Bush Warmonger 13,700

Okay, good enough. lol

[Tripper11]

10. George Bush moron....

58,000!!!

[truhavoc]

11. George Bush Fool 204,000 n/t

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

12. George Bush Evil 786,000. Now beat THAT. (nt)

[Tripper11]

13. George Bush Shit for brains - 49,700

LOL..this is fun!

[Jackpine Radical]

Awww, you guys are cheating.

It never occurred to me to use clean epithets.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

41. You can do like the Le Mans 24 hours -- declare winners in 2 categories

Clean and Dirty. :evilgrin:

[Tripper11]

15. George Bush Hitler.......294,000!!!!!! n/t

[MrScorpio]

16. George Bush liar - 143,000

Somehow, I'd though there would be more

[masshole]

26. try "George Bush Lies"

803,000 !!!

[everythingsxen]

17. Uh oh.. George Bush traitor only 48,300

However.. I found a hideous link in that search..

http://www.probush.com/traitor.htm

[Tripper11]

21. So considering that list of "traitors"....

does this mean we can call the rethugs traitors after we win the White House back and they start bad mouting the new Dem. Pres????

[Tripper11]

18. George Bush Satan....

112,000....amazing how hated this fucking idiot is.

[MrScorpio]

19. George Bush secret - 960,000

We know his secret... He's evil!!

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

22. I protest this entry

Secret isn't something bad to call someone. Besides, * is far from secret -- everyone, sadly, knows he exists. :cry:

[Jackpine Radical]

25. Yeah. Protest accepted.

"Secret" is not an epithet.

[MrScorpio]

29. I was robbed!!!

I give

[Jackpine Radical]

33. You give WHAT?

[MrScorpio]

27. Don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful

[Jackpine Radical]

30. ...and there's so little beauty in the world.

[MrScorpio]

24. George Bush fart 24,900

Somebody light a match

[Jackpine Radical]

28. I thought he was known for oil

not gas.

[POed_Ex_Repub]

31. George Bush Republican - 1,140,000 hits

What? Republican is a dirty epithet on DU right? ;)

[Jackpine Radical]

37. Sneaky.

For shame.
I guess we gotta allow it--your reasoning is so impeccable.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

46. I agree -- but this one should go in the "Dirty" category...

n'est ce pas? :evilgrin:

[Jackpine Radical]

54. Pourquois pas?

C'etait reprehensible.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

57. Choose: being called a f*ckwad or being called a Republican.

Any questions?

[DiverDave]

64. I've been called the first one

But NEVER, EVER the second one..

And picking the 2 I'd take the first one.

[MrScorpio]

38. Dems fighting words back in Motown

"Yo momma so stupid, she's a Republican"

Prepare to be slapped

[MrScorpio]

32. George Bush Corrupt 192,000

What else is new?

[teach1st]

34. george bush turkey - 460,000

[LynneSin]

35. Bush Village Idiot - 38000

:D

[POed_Ex_Repub]

36. George Bush Criminal 568,000 n/t

[MrScorpio]

48. Dammit, you just beat me

Good call though. I like the cut of your jib.

[teach1st]

40. george bush drugs - 715,000.

[Jackpine Radical]

44. George Bush Coke head 43,300

plus George Bush Cokehead 805

[LynneSin]

42. George Bush Jail - 295000

:D

[LynneSin]

45. Look at this great poll I found for George Bush Dipsh*t

http://www.bestandworst.com/pages/vote/vote-4568.html

Too many choices for me to pick why he is so horrible

:shrug:

[POed_Ex_Repub]

43. George Bush Terrorist - 753,000 n/t

[DS1]

47. deleted

not a bad word

[DS1]

49. AHA! 'george bush texas' 2,150,000

read em and weep

[POed_Ex_Repub]

50. George Bush Nazi - 223,000 n/t

Not that I would imply it, that's just the hits I get ;)

[MrScorpio]

51. George Bush failure - 692,000

Yep, that sums him up

[POed_Ex_Repub]

52. I have the winner... search no further

George Bush President - 4,390,000

Now, if that isn't insulting, I don't know what is. :evilgrin:

[Jackpine Radical]

56. You can only get away with the same trick once per game

and you used this one up on "Republican."

[POed_Ex_Repub]

59. Awwww

That wasn't stated in the rules... *doing his best impression of a three year old, or a fundie (take your pick) * :P

[Jackpine Radical]

61. Rules?

What goddam rules? We don't need no stinkin rules. The only rule is if I don't like it, it don't go. Unless I change my mind.

[POed_Ex_Repub]

63. Ahhh...well, in that case you like it.

;)

[kiahzero]

53. George Bush Hitler - 301,000 (n/t)

[Jackpine Radical]

55. See # 15.

Also, how the hell did you get that many more links?

[POed_Ex_Repub]

58. Wierd.. want to know something weirder?

I just typed it in google again and got 300,0000

[kiahzero]

60. Google doesn't return the same number every time

I used to understand their algorithm, but it wasn't important knowledge, so it slipped outta my brain.

[Jackpine Radical]

62. Somebody had to do it.

George Bush m@therf*cker

resulted in an incredible 10,400, including such prizes as this:

http://ravingrendal.phocks.net/dmf/dumbmotherfucker.html

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

65. George Bush Homophobic 15,300 hits. Good game!

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

66. George Bush eats children= 33,000 hits n/t

[Jackpine Radical]

67. George Bush Antichrist

17,000 links.

[TreasonousBastard]

68. Groerge Bush Scumbag-- 8,090...

Dirtbag-- 2,500
Shithead-- 2,250
Fucking Cunt-- 22,500
Asswipe--915
Pantload--215
Shitforbrains-- 19, but
Shit for Brains-- 47,000
Asshole-- 49,000 (the mosaic is #1)
Prick-- 17,300
Cocksucker-- 3,400
Piece of Shit-- 67,000
Fuckface-- 4,160
Criminal-- 556,000 (we have a winner!)

[LynneSin]

69. George Bush One Term 2,120,000

:bounce:

[Robb]

70. George Bush is out of here -- 3,420,000

:)