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moriah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-28-08 01:42 AM
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Internet dating advice -- the first IRL Date
... I'll start.

1) Guys, NEVER take the girl from online you are meeting for the first time to Hooters for your first date. It doesn't MATTER that it's a group date and that it's your group's favorite place to go. Trust me.

My sister met someone back in the BBS days and wanted to meet him IRL, so he picked her up and took her to the Friday night group shindig at Hooters.

My sister is small-busted. As in, that same year when she teased me about my over-the-shoulder boulder holders I asked her where she got her black lace training bras. She was 22, I was 13. And had beaten her in a cup-size competition since I was 11.
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UndertheOcean Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-28-08 01:45 AM
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1. Sorry ,I have a short attention span , so halfway through
your post I forgot what the heck are you talking about
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-28-08 07:25 AM
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5. Hooters. This guy met her sister online and then was nice enough to invite her to his weekly...
shindig at Hooters. What a mensch!
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MattSh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-28-08 04:23 AM
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2. Don't people go there for the food?
???
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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-28-08 07:27 AM
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6. They go there for the breasts and thighs, not the wings.
:P
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boilerbabe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-28-08 04:45 AM
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3. Hey, what's an IRL Date?
Who gives a shit whether we have big boobs or not? I had medium ones that have slipped under the radar, am 47...so they are not where they used to be. Never ever compete with a little sister. Mine has the power of plastic surgery. So If I look even halfway decent after that comparison, I'm doing OK.,so just remember that you are natural. and that's the best you can do, ok?? You've got to have some other sexy thing that has kept you rolling along all these years, don't ya? I do, but forgot what it was. but believe me, I'm still all that, but just forgot what it was and fuck it. Remember that your sexy personality and whatever it was that made guys go crazy when your were younger is still there. It is!! Don't worry, OK?? I'm there and with ya.
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Roland99 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-28-08 05:28 AM
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4. 2) Probably not a good idea to introduce her to your mom
Not that *I've* done that sort of thing...I'm sure it has been.


BTW, I am a fan of the, uh, less endowed, myself. he he :-)
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