Question for my gay sisters and brothers.

[ronnykmarshall]

Now that we have taken over the country and started to destroy the entire foundation of society. What now? What do we do next?

[slinkerwink]

1. we need to recruit new gays with toasters!

Or else have a reality tv show about a gay family.....that'd be something to watch! A regular gay couple reading the newspaper, eating breakfast, watching TV, playing with their kids, and going on family outings. Ooops, I mean trips. ;-)

[ronnykmarshall]

7. Too "Ellen".

[slinkerwink]

9. yep, who needs a normal gay family anyway?

;-)

[Exultant Democracy]

13. Wait, you give out toasters?

What do I get if I just go Metro?

[ronnykmarshall]

18. A bagel slicer.

[Exultant Democracy]

22. I already got a bagel slicer when I joined my Maccabi games

Basketball team. They said I could pass as a Jew and they needed someone to get rebounds.

[ronnykmarshall]

26. Alright we can make a deal.

Metro sexual AND make out with 5 go-go boys at a gay bar and we'll throw in a Braun Coffee maker w/ auto grinder. And I mean REALLY make out with 5 guys! We're talking heavy make out, second base. Them Braun Coffee makers ain't cheap.

[Exultant Democracy]

32. I didn't know there was a second base for gay men.

As for the making out, as long as someone else is buying the drinks, and you all back me up when the BFEE starts up the draft, I am in.

[rusty charly]

2. the moon

and then mars

[slinkerwink]

4. oh, and also start our own black hole to suck in planet earth...

erm....that sentence just seemed a little wrong ;-)

[ronnykmarshall]

10. Has possibilities.

A little on the "Star Wars" side, but it does have a dramatic flair to it.

[slinkerwink]

12. yep, we'll be the evil gays living off the energy of planet earth in

the black hole :-D

[Liberal Veteran]

3. Sacrifice live babies to satan every night at midnight?

Teehee!

[ronnykmarshall]

5. Too messy.

[slinkerwink]

6. first, we must dress the babies in lavendar clothes, and then

sacrifice them to satan...;-)

[Bertha Venation]

8. I dunno about you, Ronny, but

I'm goin' to Disneyland! Gay Days, of course. ;)

[slinkerwink]

11. I giggle whenever I hear "We don our gay apparel" on Christmas Eve

:hi:

[Bertha Venation]

14. been meaning to tell you

My boss gave me a Billie Holiday CD for my birthday. Dig your sig.

[slinkerwink]

24. awwwww, thanks!

:hi:

[ronnykmarshall]

15. Ahhhhh, that's an idea.

Re-write EVERY holiday, patriotic song to include a gay reference.

Let's see:

"I Saw Brucie Kissing Santa Claus"

"You're A Grand Old Fag"

[Dookus]

16. three words

man on dog

[ronnykmarshall]

20. That is SICK!

Are you planning on running for Head Queen? It's that kind of outside of the box thinking we're looking for.

[Dookus]

23. actually

I'm running for Pope, but I'll take a royal title if one is available.

[BR_Parkway]

31. Pope? you going for the young boys now?

[m-jean03]

17. Pre-emptively invade another country

And another, and another... Soon, the Gay World Empire will rise in all its glory.

[ronnykmarshall]

19. Except France

Gay enought as it is.

[m-jean03]

21. No, I think I need France

in my Empire. It's the only other language I speak fluently. And I want to insure Gay access to & control of the grape orchards and wine making facilities.

[ronnykmarshall]

28. Good thought.

We'll need the wine. We've got all the California wines, we'll need the French as well.

[commander bunnypants]

25. The Gay empire..

Bawhahahahahah.

Since I am straight, my sis is gay and I hang out with gay people.

Will I be sacfrified to Sappho or will I be safe?

OO, that reminds me. I am supposed to be playing Poker with my lesbian friends tonight..


DDQM

[m-jean03]

27. You can safely stay straight

So long as you let the lesbians win the poker game, and all poker games to come. Whaddya think, Ronny? Fair?

[commander bunnypants]

29. Trust me they are sharks

The Gay Empire, Thanks for the larf, that one beats all.


DDQM

[ronnykmarshall]

30. Sound like a plan.

Throw in a couple of cases of beer and we're cool.