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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-22-08 12:49 PM
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I just had to get a huge angry cyst lanced.
I asked the doc to do something to take the burn out of the lidocaine, so he mixed some bicarbonate in with it. He said "this may not do anything".

He was right, it didn't do anything.

Not only did the lidocaine burn like hell, but it did not work. I felt every centimeter of that scalpel.

I blame all of you for this.

I'll be seeking revenge.
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rcrush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-22-08 12:49 PM
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1. gross. n/t
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-22-08 12:50 PM
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3. I've seen worse things.
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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-22-08 12:50 PM
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2. Yuck. n/t
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-22-08 12:51 PM
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4. Indeed.
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Parche Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-22-08 12:52 PM
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5. Pubes Did You Get That At Home Depot?
:rofl: :rofl: :hi: :hug:
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-22-08 12:53 PM
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8. No, I got it from using some body wash that Redstone recommended.
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-22-08 12:52 PM
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6. This thread is much improved without pics.
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jakefrep Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-22-08 01:03 PM
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10. I'm sure the video will be up soon
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-22-08 12:53 PM
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7. Did you name it....
John McCain?:P
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-22-08 12:54 PM
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9. No, his name this morning was "FUCKKKKKIN HELL"
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-22-08 01:30 PM
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11. So who'll be filling in for Rush the rest of the week?
:evilgrin:
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marzipanni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-22-08 01:54 PM
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12. Who'll be expressing himself in place of Pus Pimple?
:puke: :rofl:
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-22-08 02:29 PM
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13. What was the cyst pissed off about?
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Lance_Boyle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-22-08 02:35 PM
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14. You're certain it wasn't a boil? n/t

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mainegreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-22-08 02:36 PM
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15. Was it trying to take over your life, and did it want to work in marketing?
Edited on Wed Oct-22-08 02:37 PM by mainegreen
:obscure_reference:
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Rosie1223 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-22-08 02:56 PM
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16. Thomcat does his himself
You should really man up.
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