I wonder who among us ALERTS most frequently.

[Bertha Venation]

Hmmm....

[southerngirlwriter]

1. I alert on myself a lot.

Maybe once a day.

Maybe two to five alerts a week on other people.

I am a bad person. I need to hit alert on myself all the time.

[Bertha Venation]

2. Yourself?

Sweetie, why not just edit out what you think is bad? ;)

[southerngirlwriter]

4. I told you!!!

I'm a bad person!! I have to be punished by a mod.

[Bertha Venation]

11. hmm....

this need for punishment.... ;)

[Richardo]

3. I just now alerted someone...

...and I ain't sayin' who. (But nobody here in this thread) :)

[Bertha Venation]

9. Me too.

Two of 'em.

[slinkerwink]

5. I alerted the same poster five times today...

won't say who it is.

[Forkboy]

6. I've had a person tell me

they were going to alert on every single one of my posts in an attempt to get me banned.I'm almost flattered :D

[Exultant Democracy]

7. Usually when I hit alert,

I end up realizing that the person has already been tomb-stoned, it's kind of embarrassing.

[Whitacre D_WI]

15. Same here.

Of course, I tend to stay out of the GD forums. Never go to I/P or the gungeon.

'tis a hair easier to get along in the Lounge!

[Exultant Democracy]

16. I vacillate,

while I am most definitely a lounge lizard, I go through stretches where I am all over DU.

[southerngirlwriter]

8. Did you get your insurance problem worked out, Bertha?

The TENS unit thing??

[Bertha Venation]

10. Not yet.

No dinero at the moment; none -- NONE -- of the four preferred providers for Durable Medical Equipment even HAS them. :grr:

I should go back to my thread to see if anyone had any other ideas. Like free experimental spine transplants.

Thanks for asking.

[southerngirlwriter]

14. You could hire Limbaugh's housekeeper

and get lots of drugs.

:shrug:

I wish I knew what to do. :(

[Bertha Venation]

17. Ha!

I'm okay, J., really. I will make it through! No worries. :hug: thanks.

[WilliamPitt]

12. I alert more often than I'd like

because so many people here loooooooooooooove me and can't help but spread the joy.

:)

[Brewman_Jax]

13. Maybe...

me?

[PVnRT]

18. The trollers

You know, the people who have one purpose here, to piss others off, but they never *quite* break the rules. Then, when someone gets fed up and swipes at them, they hit alert.

You people know who you are.

[Shananigans]

19. I have never alerted on anyone...

I don't believe in it. Well, not yet anyways. I just figure that in MOST places (not the DU) we have freedom of speech, so I like to preserve that everywhere...even if it does go against DU rules.

Let them have thier say. I think everyone realizes what a dumbass anyways, so that's enough "punishment" for them.