OMG! Haz teh Lounge seen this yet? ROFLMAO!

[greenmutha]

Wonkette - Make Your Own Joe the Plumber Sign & watch it get rejected!
http://wonkette.com/403690/make-your-own-joe-the-plumber-sign-watch-it-get-rejected

Scroll down to see the submissions people have already tried to get through!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[OrwellwasRight]

1. Kick.

My favorites (but there are oh so many):

I AM not THE droid u r looking 4
I AM taking out THE garbage
I AM Monica THE intern

[greenmutha]

2. Some of my favs:

I AM jacking off to
THE electoral map

I AM in the tank for
THE Socialist

I AM Joe Lieberman
THE grotesque shit monster

I AM Bristol
THE Baby Maker

I AM aborting
THE Baby

I AM Roger
THE Shrubber

[OrwellwasRight]

5. Yeah, gotta love Roger the Shrubber

I wonder if someone tried:

I AM . . .
THE knight who says Nee! (or who formerly said nee)

[Lasher]

3. I am choking the chicken.

I am spamming the losing campaign.

:rofl: :rofl:

I AM shooting milk out THE nose

I AM registering Mickey THE Mouse to vote.

I AM -SCREWING WITH THE -WINGNUTS

Here's mine I just submitted at the McLoser site: I AM so relieved you lost THE election.

[Critters2]

4. I am Todd Palin the Secessionist.

I am Levi the fucking redneck.

[DeepBlueC]

6. I wept with laughter

That was really fun! In fact it's amazing how invigorating it can be to be breathless with laughter. Exhilarating, in fact. I wonder why that is? :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

RECOMMENDED BY THE SURGEON GENERAL

[GirlinContempt]

7. Mine wasn't that great.

I am the flat tire on the 'road to victory'

[Tom Kitten]

8. Joe the Plumber is so yesterday!

we've moved on to Socialism now, don't you know?

[harmonicon]

9. I went with CONAN THE DESTROYER

I thought that one was good, because then it says "don't tax me for working hard" or something.... you know.... a destroyer.... putting in long hours..... it's kinda funny.



Jokes are good when you describe them.

[Connonym]

10. Epic McPhalin the taxidermist and they didn't send me the sign :(

[Lasher]

12. I didn't get my sign either, boo hoo.

Not fair. I didn't say I am spanking the monkey or anything like that.

[gmoney]

11. I AM Jesus, I am THE way...

but I wanna sign!

[ghostsofgiants]

13. Mine that got rejected...

[fizzgig]

14. you forgot one

i am stay puft
the marshmallow man

yours are radtastic, tho :rofl:

[ghostsofgiants]

15. Now I wanna watch Ghostbusters though.

[ghostsofgiants]

17. Hahaha, good call on Stay Puft.

:D

[Fire Walk With Me]

16. I am in ur elecshunz eating

The bandwidth

[greenmutha]

19. !

:rofl:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

18. I don't want them to have my email; but the best one I can think of is

I am George the King
Don't tax me for working hard.

[Fleshdancer]

20. Wonkette has the best snark on the intertubes

The comments section always has the best comedy:

“Moose the Castrating Shrew” is on order, Cap’n.


I AM Spilling applecause
The grocery store is scary.


I am “Jumping”
The “Shark”


I am in charge of
The United State Senate


I AM “the health” of
THE mother



:rofl:

[OrwellwasRight]

21. I AM Vlad THE Impaler

I AM God THE Almighty

I AM so tired of THE Republican Party & its Lies

I AM Clifford the Big Red Dog

[quakerboy]

22. Tried several

I AM "a gay cowboy" THE "cock I love"
I AM "John McCain" THE "adulterer"
I AM "Voting for Barack" THE "Next President"
I AM "Not Voting for" THE "Crazy POW or Palin"


we will see

[Systematic Chaos]

23. I am Aflashin the Pan.

Nothing so far.

:evilgrin:

[Waiting For Everyman]

24. OMG, this is hilarious!

"Beelzebub the Bundler"
"Barbie the Chrome Hoover"

:rofl:

[Mad_Dem_X]

25. Too Funny!

[SacredCow]

26. can't..... breathe..... laughing.......

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

My submission:

I AM gonna betchslap
THE dumb outta you!

[gmoney]

27. has anyone tried a "legitimate" sign?

My guess is they have a list of "allowable" names and professions, so if you vary from the list, you get nothing.

Since they collect e-mail addresses, i wonder if they're going to come after us all for election fraud or some such shit.

[Zuiderelle]

28. Here's mine:

[LynneSin]

29. Here's the direct link - we should spam this

http://www.johnmccain.com/actioncenter/joe/

This is too fun.

And they didn't email my sign either - I was "I am really stupid GOP Voter the zombie"

WHY WON'T THEY EMAIL ME

I WANT MY SIGN

[Zuiderelle]

30. Good idea, I made another... "I AM sick of THE McCain Campaign"

If I ever do receive an email from them, haven't yet, I'll mark it as spam.

[Zuiderelle]

31. I am Sarah the Bad Flute Player

I am Sarah the Swimsuit Model
I am John the War Monger
I am John the Flip Flopper
I am John the Owner of 7 Homes
I am Sarah the Punchline

[Franzia]

32. This is fun!

mine...









edit: gotta run and vote! :hi:

[Zuiderelle]

33. I am Equality the Gay Agenda