These LOLCat posts are disgusting.

[jobycom]

We are not dumb. Some of us can spell and have mastered your pathetic excuse for a language. If occasionally we use poor grammar, it is because we are new to the study of your speech and writing, or for some, it is because we do not waste our time on mastering such a silly means of communication. I assure you, ours is more complex, more subtle, and infinitely more beautiful. Most of our interaction uses senses you do not even understand: smell, gaze, whisker-shiver, telepathy, empathy. You do not even understand inter-dimensional projection--staring intently into the void that you humans cannot even see to project our thoughts to others. You have invented the Internet to fill this void in your own abilities.

So while I--we, all of us--applaud your scientific and technological advances in your clever attempts to recreate skills that are innate to our species, and while we understand that your puny minds find humor in mocking with assumed superiority that which you cannot even recognize, we wish you would just shut up with your offensive, species-ist attempts to amuse yourselves. Humor--another concept in which human ability is severely lacking.

Yours with Superiority,
Amber the Philosopher Cat

[Orrex]

1. Amber the Philosophy Cat routinely licks her own fundament

Coincidentally, so did Roger the Philosophy Professor in my sophomore year.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

2. you're just jealous...

:)

[Orrex]

22. Oh, like you're not

:P

[jobycom]

5. Does that not prove our superiority?

Wouldn't you if you could?

[Orrex]

21. You're reading disparagement where none is implied

I'm just pointing out a fact.

[Oeditpus Rex]

3. No matter how superior Amber thinks she and her species are

humans will always have the upper hand.













:evilgrin:

[Tuesday Afternoon]

4. we have the opposable thumbs ...

[Oeditpus Rex]

7. ...which are handy for use on steering wheels

*splat*

[jobycom]

6. Your species created George W Bush, and you mock ours?

[Oeditpus Rex]

8. You think W is of homo sapiens?

Silly feline. :eyes:

[jobycom]

9. We cannot tell the difference between the top and bottom

of your insignificant intellectual range. To us, you all seem stupid. Thus, you are employed as a servile species.

[Oeditpus Rex]

10. Well...

I can't argue with that. :shrug:









But stay off our roads.



:evilgrin:

[TZ]

11. Don't tell me you've forgotten

Toonces so soon? Might be taking YOU out with him..ahhhhh.....
(that is one of my all time favorite SNL skits)

[Oeditpus Rex]

13. I don't know from Toonces

I stopped watching SNL in about 1982. :shrug:

[TZ]

16. Here you go.

I don't know why, it was the same thing over and over really..but I still found it hilarious..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rdLOrOLJiA

[Oeditpus Rex]

23. That's a fine example of the reason I stopped watching SNL

Mind you, I'm not knocking your sense o' humor, as humor is one of humans' most subjective traits.

I mean, did you know there're actually people who don't think Monty Python is funny?? :wtf:

[jobycom]

27. Yeah, it wasn't as sophisticated as Mr. Bill!

:rofl:

Next: Gabriel the Goldfish, who routinely leaps into a nearby blender to ride the blades.

[Shell Beau]

17. Toonces the driving cat was a terrible driver.

He always seemed to find a cliff and drive over it. Poor Toonces.

[jobycom]

19. Don't bring him up. We call him "Uncle Toonces."

I hope he enjoys his human friends, because no cat will whisker-shiver into the void for him again.

[jobycom]

12. We use your roads as practical jokes on the lesser of our brethren.

"Run to the light, Jerry! Run! Ooooo, that was wicked!"

We can be cruel. Have you seen what we do with mice?

[Oeditpus Rex]

14. I have indeed

And I think it's disgusting that you use your prey for amusement. x(

[jobycom]

15. As opposed to

using it only for food and clothing? Mice enjoy the extra few minutes of life. Your cows do not enjoy the sledgehammer.

[Oeditpus Rex]

24. Link?

I'd like to see the studies that prove mice think, "I'm flying through the air, dripping bits of my blood on this lovely carpet, and in a second I'll smack into the stereo cabinet and will soon thereafter be eaten, and I'm loving it! Wheeeee!"

[jobycom]

25. I told you already

Internet is a human thing. Cats don't do links. We just know.

[Oeditpus Rex]

26. Freeper trollcat

:P

[jobycom]

28. Hey!

[Shakespeare]

18. Perhaps you've missed this lolcat--we're pretty sure he's Rabrrrrr's.

[jobycom]

20. Ha! I did miss that!

:thumbsup: