My friend is getting divorced because Rosie got married today

[LuLu550]

it destroyed my friend's marriage! One minute, she and her husband were happy, then Rosie got married and POOF! My friend's marriage ended, just like that.

[Renew Deal]

1. Are you serious or is the sky falling?

[LuLu550]

3. Oh, yeah, the sky IS falling

a little birdie told me!

[NicoleM]

2. It's an epidemic.

Can't say they didn't warn us. . .

[ronnykmarshall]

6. Buuuuuwuuuuuuhhhhhaaaaaaaaa!!!!

The Plan is working!

You're helpless now!! Everyone was looking to what Ellen was going to do and BOOM we fake ya out with Rosie!!

[wryter2000]

4. You know

My husband was looking kind of shifty this morning. That's shifty with an F.

[Beer Snob-50]

5. I iknow what you mean...

I heard the news last night and my wife and I didn't look at each other the same way again.

[ET Awful]

7. Yeah, I saw it and I wanted to run right out and marry another man. . .

Even though I'm straight. I'm being sucked in by the gay agenda.

I feel a sudden urge to go destroy some marriages.

[ronnykmarshall]

11. DING!

Someone just got a toaster!

[demnan]

20. I want to marry that cat!

[ET Awful]

30. LOL . . . well, he's single and as of yesterday . . .

He's no longer able to procreate.

So bring it on :) :) :)

[SlavesandBulldozers]

8. the same thing happened to me

well, that, and I noticed the very fabric of our society tearing.

[m-jean03]

10. So is that what I've been hearing?

I thought it was the sound of all hell being let loose?
:shrug: ;)

[ronnykmarshall]

12. Speaking of fabric ....

have found yourself taking note of the types of fabrics people are wearing???

Colors? Styles?




YES! YES! YESSSSSSSSSSS!!!! ANOTHER ONE!!!!!

[Beer Snob-50]

14. I went out today

and got my chest hair waxed and a pedicure

[ronnykmarshall]

17. You GO girl!

Think leather chaps ....... leather chaps......

[rucky]

9. I thought it was best to abandon my children

rather than expose them to the news.

close call!

[matcom]

13. i've decided i like having sex with fluffy bunny rabbits

thanks to Rosie getting married

never even CONSIDERED it before! :shrug:

[ronnykmarshall]

15. Opppps!

Looks like we over did it on this one.



No, bunnys. Noooooooo bunnys!

[MaineDem]

16. And what about me?

I'm married with no children! All that "marriage is for procreation" stuff must mean my marriage is about to be designated invalid.

Oh man! Life is falling apart now that same-sex couples are getting married! Woe is me!!!


:eyes:

[ronnykmarshall]

18. Hmmmmm

WE haven't quite figuered out to do with "your type". Hang tight, WE will get back to you.

Look, we've only been taking over the country for a couple of weeks. WE are a little back logged here.

In the mean time .....



SHOW TUNES! SHOW TUNES!!!

[MaineDem]

21. You'll be swell... you'll be great...gonna have the whole world on a plate

Sorry, I got a little carried away when you said show tunes!

:D

[Liberal Christian]

19. And what about MEEEEEE?

I'm 49, ever-single, no kids, able to support myself, and happy ... talk about someone who undermines marriage!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ilsa]

23. Are you available to me? (Man or woman, I don't care anymore.)

I'm a 45yo woman, two kids and a husband to leave. This bidness about Rosie has our marriage all screwed up since I can't have more kids. We just don't know what meaning there is in life anymore, now that Rosie has married her girlfriend.

[Beer Snob-50]

24. Wow, you are right, Marriage means nothing since Rosie!

How bout you leave your husband and two kids, I leave my wife and 2 kids and we just go to some cave and rut like the savage beasts we are.

[Rabrrrrrr]

31. You're nothing but an America-hater and a Jesus-killer

Go back to Iraq where commies like you can enjoy the lack of the freedoms you despise!!

:P

[Faygo Kid]

22. Yes, married three times. It was all the Gays' fault.

Married twice to my first wife; the next time to a wonderful woman whom I still love, and spend time with. But, we had gay neighbors. Yep, they were all at fault, all right. Nice landscaping and yard work, though.

[northzax]

25. see, I used to think my parents broke up

because of my dad's drinking and womanising, but it turns out, it was just in anticipation of Rosie getting married! Blame the gays. Blame the gays. Blame the Gays.

now if you don't mind, I have a small spot on my Prada sandals that I simply must get off before I head out to the mass oiling in Miami this week.

[Jeff in Cincinnati]

26. Life is a cabaret, old chum...

Damn! I thought I was immune!!

[ET Awful]

29. I felt the urge to sing showtunes myself today . . .

"I am the very model of a modern major general. . ."

No?

How about . . .

"Oklahoma, where the wind comes sweepin' down the plain . . . "

No?

"This is the dawning of the age of Aquarius. . . "

Crap, I'm just no good at this :) :) :)

[Buns_of_Fire]

27. The situation is desperate here

Marriages that have lasted fifty years or more are dissolving because of this new development. The newly-emancipated partners are now prowling the streets. The National Guard has been called in to quarantine the area; anyone apprehended within the perimeter who is in possession of a toaster is being shot on sight. Casualties are mounting, mostly due to unrestrained fornicating on the local interstate highways. Back to you, Dan.....

[Arugula Latte]

28. It's those damn Special Rights

Those gays, with their agendas, demand Special Rights and that destroys God-given hetero marriages and families, see? Got it?

[Jack Rabbit]

32. Why does this just sound warped?