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MrScorpio (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-20-08 09:24 PM Original message |
Ask MrScorpio questions that your parents avoided answering |
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NightWatcher (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-20-08 09:25 PM Response to Original message |
1. daddy, why were you and mommy wrestling last night? |
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MrScorpio (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-20-08 09:29 PM Response to Reply #1 |
3. We weren't wrestling... |
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NightWatcher (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-20-08 09:32 PM Response to Reply #3 |
5. yay me! |
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flvegan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-20-08 09:27 PM Response to Original message |
2. Why can't I have that Ferrari Berlinetta Boxer in the new Car & Driver? |
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MrScorpio (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-20-08 09:32 PM Response to Reply #2 |
6. Because Kia doesn't make any |
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flvegan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-20-08 09:37 PM Response to Reply #6 |
10. Hm. I'd have told my folks that Kia was no car brand in 1983. |
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Ptah (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-20-08 09:30 PM Response to Original message |
4. How does wheat grow? |
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MrScorpio (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-20-08 09:35 PM Response to Reply #4 |
9. Like with every other crop... |
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Ptah (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-20-08 09:41 PM Response to Reply #9 |
13. Incorrect, MrScorpio. |
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elshiva (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-20-08 09:33 PM Response to Original message |
7. Where do babies come from? |
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MrScorpio (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-20-08 09:37 PM Response to Reply #7 |
11. Liquor! |
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elshiva (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-20-08 10:04 PM Response to Reply #11 |
17. So if I drink a martini, I'll become pregnant, daddy? |
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MrScorpio (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-20-08 10:10 PM Response to Reply #17 |
20. Not really... |
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elshiva (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-20-08 10:12 PM Response to Reply #20 |
21. So, the policeman delivers the baby? What about the stork? |
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MrScorpio (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-20-08 10:18 PM Response to Reply #21 |
23. Economic downturn |
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lizziegrace (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-20-08 09:33 PM Response to Original message |
8. You know we wanted a little brother and we got another sister |
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MrScorpio (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-20-08 09:40 PM Response to Reply #8 |
12. He got lost in the mail |
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lizziegrace (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-20-08 09:45 PM Response to Reply #12 |
14. ... |
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Tom Kitten (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-20-08 09:45 PM Response to Original message |
15. Mr. Scorpio, why did Dad start drinking |
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MrScorpio (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-20-08 09:49 PM Response to Reply #15 |
16. Because Demon Puppy told him to |
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elshiva (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-20-08 10:09 PM Response to Reply #15 |
19. Because he was an asshole. You did not deserve that at all. |
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MountainLaurel (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-20-08 10:05 PM Response to Original message |
18. Why won't you divorce him? n/t |
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MrScorpio (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-20-08 10:16 PM Response to Reply #18 |
22. I'm waiting for the private eye |
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LaydeeBug (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-20-08 10:39 PM Response to Original message |
24. what drugs have you done, you hippie mongers who went all woodstocky crunchy? |
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MrScorpio (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-20-08 10:45 PM Response to Reply #24 |
26. Man, that's rad |
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AlCzervik (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-20-08 10:40 PM Response to Original message |
25. when i was in 9th grade i had a small bag of weed you claimed "You flushed" |
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MrScorpio (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-20-08 10:46 PM Response to Reply #25 |
27. What? Who? Me? |
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SeattleGirl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-20-08 10:54 PM Response to Original message |
28. Does the stork REALLY leave little babies under the cabbage |
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MrScorpio (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-20-08 10:56 PM Response to Reply #28 |
29. Only when he's coked up nt |
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Chan790 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-20-08 10:58 PM Response to Original message |
30. Why are only the most unappealing women attracted to me? |
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MrScorpio (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-20-08 11:06 PM Response to Reply #30 |
33. Tell me, how did you find these women? |
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Chan790 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-20-08 11:14 PM Response to Reply #33 |
36. Work. |
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Skittles (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-21-08 12:00 AM Response to Reply #36 |
43. DON'T FISH FROM THE COMPANY PIER, CHAN |
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moriah (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-20-08 11:27 PM Response to Reply #33 |
37. Don't forget the lobby of a Hawaiian hotel.... |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-21-08 07:54 AM Response to Reply #30 |
50. "watching sports and drinking beer straight from a pitcher" |
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InkAddict (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-20-08 11:04 PM Response to Original message |
31. Q: What's a transvestite? |
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MrScorpio (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-20-08 11:08 PM Response to Reply #31 |
34. A transvestloose after he sobers up |
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Critters2 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-20-08 11:05 PM Response to Original message |
32. Daddy, how on God's green earth could you have voted for Nixon? |
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MrScorpio (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-20-08 11:10 PM Response to Reply #32 |
35. To keep the demons out of our cereal |
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moriah (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-20-08 11:28 PM Response to Original message |
38. Why does the little blinker come on before you make a turn? |
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Skittles (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-20-08 11:41 PM Response to Original message |
39. why is everyone in the family blue-eyed and right-handed |
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MrScorpio (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-20-08 11:45 PM Response to Reply #39 |
40. Randy's from Heaven |
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Initech (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-20-08 11:50 PM Response to Original message |
41. What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow? |
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MrScorpio (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-20-08 11:57 PM Response to Reply #41 |
42. African or European? |
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Initech (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-21-08 12:47 AM Response to Reply #42 |
46. Um...... uh....... AHHHH!!!! |
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ashling (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-21-08 12:44 AM Response to Original message |
44. If there is a mother's day, and a father's day, how come |
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crispini (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-21-08 07:46 AM Response to Reply #44 |
49. When I asked my mom that, she said |
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ashling (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-21-08 09:04 AM Response to Reply #49 |
51. That was always my Dad's answer |
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Robeson (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-21-08 12:47 AM Response to Original message |
45. I honestly can't think of a question I had, that they didn't answer. |
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FloridaJudy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-21-08 01:00 AM Response to Original message |
47. Did Rover really |
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quakerboy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-21-08 01:17 AM Response to Original message |
48. Why can't we have steak or anything else with protein once and a while? |
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