You know what I need? Minions.

[Midlodemocrat]

lots and lots of minions. I could do a helluva lot of damage with minions.

:patriot:

[MissMillie]

1. can I be minion #1?

:hi:

[LynneSin]

2. Seriously my Fight Club will kick the ass of your minions

nuff said

[Shakespeare]

3. I'm more of a crony than a minion, but I'll volunteer.

Now add an army of winged monkeys, and we'll be in business. :7

[Midlodemocrat]

4. I have a 'Don't make me call my flying monkeys' shirt. I think we're all set.

[Shakespeare]

6. I've come THIS close to buying that same shirt.

Several times. :thumbsup:

[Midlodemocrat]

8. I also have one that says

I haven't been the same since that house fell on my sister.


:rofl:

[sasquatch]

5. Make my day

[kentauros]

34. The Henchmen's #1 fear:

"Death by Samson"

:o

[Tommy_Carcetti]

7. I can be a henchman.

Do you want a henchman? The paygrade is a little higher than a minion, but below that of a crony, so I think it's fair in the end.

[TZ]

10. Nuh uh.

I do believe that would conflict with your job of being Chuggo's minion.....:P

[Tommy_Carcetti]

21. For Chuggo I'll make the exception. But only Chuggo. nt

[kentauros]

33. Henchman is definitely where it's at.

So, do you want to be Henchman #21 or #24? :P

[MrCoffee]

9. This is exactly the kind of Brenda disrespect I will not tolerate

That poor woman works her fingers to little bloody nubs for you, and still you want more.


Have you no sense of decency, Midlo? At long last, have you no sense of decency at all?

:cry:

[Midlodemocrat]

12. Hey, if you see her, ask her what she did with my Ped Egg.

I might have to go and buy a new one.

[MrCoffee]

14. You have no idea how much you do not want that question answered.

Trust me, some things are better left in the dark squalid secret places where nameless horrors dwell.

I'm just sayin.

[Tektonik]

11. Can I be a henchman?

[Parche]

13. What Is A Minion, A Midlo Onion?

:shrug: :hi:

[NewJeffCT]

15. so, what is involved in being your minion?

do we have to raid local liquor stores for boxed wine or something, or harrass bald douchebags?

[nickgutierrez]

16. You need minions like I need a hole in my foot.

We'll have to keep a close eye on you... :P

[Midlodemocrat]

17. Seriously. If I had a hole in my foot, that whole walking on water thing

wouldn't work.

:woohoo:

[nickgutierrez]

18. .

:rofl:

:hi:

[TZ]

19. Why do you need minions?

I thought you already had a swarm....:crazy:

[Midlodemocrat]

20. Minions would be really good for doing the laundry, the dishes

and generally picking up.

I'm working on getting some as I type this.

:patriot:

[billyskank]

22. You already have a military.

:hi:

[NewJeffCT]

24. hmm, that makes me my wife's minion then

since I do most of that anyhow, plus do most of the work taking care of our daughter...

[TZ]

25. If you can scrape up some Cabana Boys for me

I'd be happy to join your group of minions....:evilgrin:

[malta blue]

23. Can I be one of your minions?

:patriot:

:hi:

[HERVEPA]

26. Huh? You only need ten for a minyan. (nt)

[Blue_Tires]

27. you don't need a lot; all you really need is a #21 and #24

[DarkTirade]

28. Me too.

Unfortunately, all the people I know who would be minions would all be evil minions.

Wait... did I say UNfortunately? :P

[Orrex]

29. How about flunkies? Henchmen?

[MrCoffee]

30. Would you settle for a swarm of oompaloompas?

[dixiegrrrrl]

31. Lemme see the job description and the pay grade

and I will tell you if I am interested.

I had major in mayhem and a minor in pillaging, so I know I qualify for the job.

Should warn you we minions HAVE onionized.

[Bake]

32. I hear they're good sauteed.

Although I really like the french fried minions.

Bake