This has to be the snottiest want ad I've ever read

[HEyHEY]

http://www.journalismjobs.com/Job_Listing.cfm?JobID=872738

[undeterred]

1. Write a snotty response.

[HEyHEY]

2. I should, that'd be fun

"I'm only interested in working for your newsroom if you stick to the ideals of true journalism and don't cut corners to save a few lousy bucks. As well, if free coffee isn't provided I will consider your newsroom to be sub-par"

[Rabrrrrrr]

3. And if the per diems don't include minimum $100 a day on Martinis or other Journalist Juice,

then forget it."

[HEyHEY]

4. "I will require a driver, as I'm often drunk"

[Dr. Strange]

5. Journalist Juice...

:spray:

[DarkTirade]

7. If it's not freshly squeezed from REAL journalists, it's not REAL journalist juice.

[XemaSab]

6. Reminds me of this:

http://www.jumbojoke.com/letter_from_mit_285.html

(And YES, this actually happened.)

[fudge stripe cookays]

8. .

:rofl:

Had NOT seen that before. Thanks for the giggle!