I'm an innocent bystander, somehow I got stuck

[billyoc]

between a rock and a hard place

and I'm down on my luck.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPlMmwOq7U8


The girl in the hijab with the rifle is hawt.
But aren't they all. :evilgrin:

[taterguy]

1. I hate it when that happens

[hobbit709]

2. Well, I went home with the waitress

The way I always do
How was I to know
She was with the Russians, too

She really was from Kiev-I called her my KGB connection.

[Orrex]

3. I once asked a girl for a hijab

She slapped me.

[Orrex]

4. That joke was so bad that it killed the thread

My comedic genius is dangerous.

[davsand]

5. Send Lawyers Guns and Money--the shit has hit the fan!

Back when I worked for a bunch of lawyers I called one Monday (when I was actually on vacation) and left that message on the machine. My boss was highly amused. (He was also a Zevon fan.)
______

We used a clip from that song on our answering machine for a while back when I lived in a group house. Those were the same guys that used Detox Mansion one time, too. My mother was NOT amused by that one at all.



Laura

[jobycom]

6. I always thought that was Bush's theme song.

Send lawyers, guns, and money, Dad, get me out of this!

Story of his life.