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HEyHEY (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-18-08 05:11 PM Original message |
I need revenge ideas. |
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Inchworm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-18-08 05:15 PM Response to Original message |
1. I'll need some background |
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HEyHEY (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-18-08 05:17 PM Response to Reply #1 |
2. I knew I shouldn't have trusted a douchebag |
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Inchworm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-18-08 05:32 PM Response to Reply #2 |
13. Get keys made to his work truck |
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suninvited (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-18-08 05:19 PM Response to Original message |
3. Living well is the best revenge. |
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HEyHEY (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-18-08 05:20 PM Response to Reply #3 |
4. Fuck that, I'm into vengeance |
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suninvited (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-18-08 05:32 PM Response to Reply #4 |
14. Living well |
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Fire Walk With Me (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-18-08 05:25 PM Response to Original message |
5. Tempt them into negative actions that will damage them. |
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HEyHEY (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-18-08 05:28 PM Response to Reply #5 |
7. That sounds like alot of work... maybe I'll just kick him in the pills |
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Fire Walk With Me (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-18-08 05:30 PM Response to Reply #7 |
9. Negativity damages everyone. What are you gonna do... |
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HEyHEY (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-18-08 05:31 PM Response to Reply #9 |
11. I think I'll get the cops to break up their bar |
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lost-in-nj (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-18-08 05:26 PM Response to Original message |
6. ok |
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HEyHEY (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-18-08 05:28 PM Response to Reply #6 |
8. that's good too! |
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Inchworm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-18-08 05:33 PM Response to Reply #6 |
16. I LOVE YOUUuuu! |
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Dr. Strange (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-18-08 09:03 PM Response to Reply #6 |
31. Not bad for a terrorist. |
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fNord (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-18-08 05:31 PM Response to Original message |
10. don't go to the cops......., |
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HEyHEY (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-18-08 05:32 PM Response to Reply #10 |
12. I don't know... I like the idea of having the cops "Bust up their joint" it's so mobster retro |
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Fire Walk With Me (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-18-08 05:34 PM Response to Reply #12 |
17. Ask them ahead tf time to say that. They can only do it if they'll say that. |
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Inchworm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-18-08 05:34 PM Response to Reply #12 |
18. Thought about that though |
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Rabrrrrrr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-18-08 05:33 PM Response to Original message |
15. Maybe I'm too stuck on the classics, but why not kill him, his friends, his family, and burn |
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HEyHEY (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-18-08 05:35 PM Response to Reply #15 |
19. hahaha |
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HEyHEY (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-18-08 05:37 PM Response to Original message |
20. They are small time contractors too.... I just realized |
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Inchworm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-18-08 05:40 PM Response to Reply #20 |
21. Now yer thinkin! |
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pitohui (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-19-08 01:05 PM Response to Reply #20 |
39. all this because they don't wanna be roomies with you? |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-18-08 05:41 PM Response to Original message |
22. 2 raw chicken breats, and a plastic helmann's mayo jar |
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PeaceNikki (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-18-08 05:42 PM Response to Reply #22 |
24. Oooooo, rotten poultry is the WORST! |
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Mutley (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-18-08 05:42 PM Response to Original message |
23. I'm gonna go with the leave something hidden to rot idea. |
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johnnie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-18-08 05:48 PM Response to Original message |
25. Lets see....... |
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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-20-08 12:38 PM Response to Reply #25 |
53. I've always liked you |
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PeaceNikki (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-18-08 06:25 PM Response to Original message |
26. Leave messages w/every car dealership, realtor & religious group within a 50 mile (~80 KM) radius |
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Lyric (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-18-08 06:50 PM Response to Original message |
27. Raw chicken and raw shrimp. Put some inside of the curtain rods. |
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Danger Mouse (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-18-08 06:52 PM Response to Original message |
28. "Titus Andronicus" has some very creative ways to get revenge on people. |
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wartrace (920 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-18-08 08:58 PM Response to Original message |
29. Buy a chicken at the grocery store. |
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BlueIris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-20-08 09:47 AM Response to Reply #29 |
50. "(T)ape it to a closet ceiling if you have to" |
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dorktv (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-18-08 09:03 PM Response to Original message |
30. Shave the eyebrows. It is a subtle but hilarious thing to do. |
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FloridaJudy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-18-08 09:05 PM Response to Original message |
32. Tiger balm in his personal lube |
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BreweryYardRat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-19-08 01:05 AM Response to Reply #32 |
33. Did that to myself. It didn't work. |
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The Wielding Truth (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-19-08 01:49 AM Response to Original message |
34. Move out and get a really great apartment , have amazing parties |
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ghostsofgiants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-19-08 02:06 AM Response to Original message |
35. Rub your balls all over everything they own. |
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RadiationTherapy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-19-08 03:56 PM Response to Reply #35 |
42. I second the rubbings of your balls on things. nt |
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Iggo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-19-08 02:16 AM Response to Original message |
36. Live well. (n/t) |
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krispos42 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-19-08 02:24 AM Response to Original message |
37. Now would be an excellent time to report him for software piracy |
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zabet (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-19-08 10:37 AM Response to Original message |
38. First... |
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crim son (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-20-08 08:07 AM Response to Reply #38 |
47. Maybe I'm just an idiot, but I'm laughing so hard that tears are streaming |
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SmokingJacket (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-19-08 01:09 PM Response to Original message |
40. Don't do it. |
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billyskank (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-19-08 01:34 PM Response to Original message |
41. Don't wrestle with pigs |
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ThoughtCriminal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-19-08 06:06 PM Response to Original message |
43. Many years ago, hobos left special marks |
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Lavender Brown (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-19-08 06:42 PM Response to Original message |
44. Replace the contents of his shampoo bottle with Nair. |
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machI (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-20-08 05:46 AM Response to Reply #44 |
45. Syrup of ipecac makes for good additions to your mark's diet |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-20-08 09:43 AM Response to Reply #44 |
49. That doesn't work |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-20-08 06:21 AM Response to Original message |
46. several things. #1 rub balls everywhere, but I assume you've already done this |
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Fire Walk With Me (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-20-08 09:41 AM Response to Original message |
48. I've been wondering if anyone recognizes George Bush in this thread. |
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unpossibles (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-20-08 10:53 AM Response to Original message |
51. balloons filled with milk in the heating ducts |
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MilesColtrane (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-20-08 12:14 PM Response to Original message |
52. Teabag his toothbrush. |
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ogneopasno (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-20-08 01:33 PM Response to Original message |
54. Organize their "businesses." |
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