6 Signs You're About to be Attacked by Zombies

Amerigo Vespucci

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Sat Oct-18-08 01:19 PM
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6 Signs You're About to be Attacked by Zombies

#6. Your first instinct during a crisis is to go to your mall.

#5. You've just said or done something that would make it ironic if zombies attacked.

#4. The hospital you just woke up in is completely empty.

#3. You are doing something unorthodox in a graveyard.

#2. You never use the word "zombie."

#1. Your girlfriend, pet, brother or parents are zombies.

http://www.cracked.com/article_16717_6-signs-youre-about-be-attacked-by-zombies.html

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Orrex

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Sat Oct-18-08 02:28 PM
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1. They're coming to get you, Amerigo

Edited on Sat Oct-18-08 02:31 PM by Orrex

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