The punchline of your favorite nasty joke. Let's hear 'em...

[bif]

Mine: "He's just clearing his throat."

[CanuckAmok]

1. "You idiot! I said 'tiny pianist'!"

n/t

[DenverDem]

2. "That's not my finger."

This should be interesting.

[thom1102]

3. It means she's full.

[southpaw72]

21. "But that's the ugliest goddamn cow I've ever seen."

[TlalocW]

4. Chunks is my dog!

TlalocW

[SheepyMcSheepster]

6. "a boner"

nt.

[ret5hd]

5. So, you see son...

In theory we are millionaires. But in reality we're just living with a coupla' wh***s.

hey, I KNOW it is totally un-pc. But it made me laugh.

[polmaven]

7. The epileptic corn husker

shucks between fits.

[SPQR]

8. 10 bucks

same as in town.

[Sagan]

9. And then the POPE says....

..those aren't bagpipes, but don't stop playing!

[BeachBuckeye]

10. "o hum de dum de dum

de dum de dum de dum f--k!

[Rainbowreflect]

11. Ok, where is the bitch with the impacted molar?

[DemOutWest]

12. I didn't say that

Minnie was crazy. I said she was fucking Goofy!:D

[SoCalDem]

13. .."What you mean wrong hole "

:)

It's the famous Yaki-saki joke..told to me by the primmest grandma you would ever want to meet.. Amazing what 3 martinis will do to some people :)

[BurtWorm]

14. "Never mind the black widow, where's Helmut the gecko?!"

[Dunedain]

15. Hold on dad

This is where me and the mailman usually get bucked off.

[XNASA]

16. "I forgot, your brother has the car."

It's not my favorite nasty joke, but it's probably the nastiest joke I've ever heard. I'm embarrassed for even just posting the punch-line alone.

I have to go and wash my hands now.

[ironflange]

30. You know what this means

You have to post the whole joke now.

[afraid_of_the_dark]

17. I can't believe you thought I was a leprechaun!

:evilgrin:

[rocktivity]

18. "When the 5:15 pulls out, I'm going to be on it."

Runner up: "Oh...does THAT have calories?"

:headbang:
rocknation

[rock]

19. The men usually ride it (the camel) to town, sir

[Interrobang]

20. "Teatime!"

That's the punchline to the downright *naaastiest* joke I know.

The punchline to the nastiest, most unpolitically correct joke I know is, "Well, where do you think I got the number?" (I'd like to tell you that joke, but then I'd have to kill you.)

[Bertha Venation]

22. "gives 'em somewhere to put their legs." eom

[arwalden]

23. "HELLO-O-O-O LA-A-A-A-ADY!!"

[northzax]

24. Grumpy F++ked a Penguin!

followed closely by...

"you think that's good? in the next room they've got a guy doing a chicken"

[Norbert]

25. Yeah, but this ones eating his popcorn!

[BurtWorm]

26. Oh, you fuck pigs, too?

[jmowreader]

27. Sheep can't cook

The punchline to "You know why God created women, right?"

[mac56]

28. "See? That's why you never get invited to parties!"

:evilgrin:

[ironflange]

29. "No wonder, stupid, you picked the ugliest one!"

[Catshrink]

31. They both circle Uranus and look for Klingons.

[peekaloo]

32. Because mashed potatoes can't make their own gravy.

[JM]

33. My 2...

1) "No honey...that's where JEWELRY comes from"
2) "All right pal. Your wallet or I jump..."

JM

[waterman]

34. No, that's just a little mayonaise from the sandwich...

[bearfan454]

35. Same as in town .......twenty dollars.

Oldie but goody

[Maddy McCall]

36. Bwak! Get me outta here! Get me outta here! Motherf---er's got a blade!

Motherf---cker's got a blade!

[ms_splash]

37. Next time, put the potato in the FRONT of your pants

[Maddy McCall]

38. LOL!

[Richardo]

39. "I didn't say she was crazy, I said she was f*cking Goofy"

:)

[mac56]

40. "Hey! Where the hell's my cookie?!"

nm

[mac56]

41. "Two candy bars and a Pepsi. Why?"

nm

[CanuckAmok]

42. "Help me find my car-keys and we can DRIVE outta here!"

[arwalden]

43. "Naaah! That's Just Ice Cream."

[OneBlueSky]

47. hey! . . . you stole mine! . . . :) n/t

.

[bif]

44. So they don't leave trails like slugs

n/t

[11 Bravo]

45. For my 3rd wish I said, "Hey baby, how about a little head?"

n/t

[5thGenDemocrat]

46. And the doctor says "N-n-n-n-n-no Wh-wh-wh-wh-way."

John
It's better with the joke attached.

[NightTrain]

48. So the farmer tells the traveling salesman...

"Oh, those were maggots. My daughter's been dead for 12 years!"

[OneBlueSky]

49. "and I found I had me thumb in the asshole of the biggest Bengal tiger . .

in all of India!" . . .

[TheMightyFavog]

50. God be praised! It's a hand lotion dispenser, as well!

End of Line.

[Az]

51. If you're happy sitting in a pile of shit, keep your mouth shut.

[pagerbear]

52. "No, that's just the way the light shines on it."

[ironflange]

53. You can only get three fingers into a bowling ball

[Robb]

54. "Rectum? Hell, nearly killed 'em!!"

:D

[pagerbear]

55. "I picked the scabs"

[On the Road]

56. "I'm Sorry, Ma'm, I Know I Paid for This...

but I can't take another 66 of those."

[mac56]

57. "Son, I've spoiled that woman."

nm

[onethatcares]

58. shes' got worms too,

that's why I go fishing.

[Cadfael]

59. If I fall out of the tree..

I want you to shoot that dog

[Forkboy]

60. Finally,a hot meal!

[bif]

61. Shithouse door from a tuna trawler. About 5' 9"

That's one of the worst I know.

[rucky]

62. I didn't say she was crazy...

I said she was fucking goofy!