Woman Reports Neighbor For Disturbingly Loud Sex

[matcom]

<snip>

BERLIN (Reuters) - A German woman took her male neighbor to court for noise pollution after he repeatedly kept her awake through half the night and had at least one four-hour sex session, a court spokeswoman said Friday.

"Four hours of sex noises. What was I supposed to think? It was nothing but groaning and banging," the woman told the judge, a Bild newspaper report said.

The woman told Berlin magistrates that her 25-year old neighbor Andreas G. was disturbing the peace by keeping her awake early in the morning.

Andreas said his 26-year old neighbor had complained in the past, calling at five in the afternoon, but that he had not felt obliged to respond. "I can have as much sex as loud as I want then," he said.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&ncid=573&e=1&u=/nm/20040227/od_nm/odd_germany_sex_dc

[Red State Rebel]

1. What? They didn't give his name and address???

Geez.....

[XNASA]

2. "Ich bin ein Berliner."

n/t

[underpants]

3. I..uh..what can I say...she was very "spirited"

:bounce::evilgrin:

[Red State Rebel]

6. Was that you???

You are so busted Underpants! We should have known....

[Insider]

4. film at eleven?

:bounce:

[bif]

5. 4 hours of the "Horizontal Hula"? Wow.

That's quite a session.

[BR_Parkway]

Hmm, can we guess who's NEVER had 4 hours of sex?

[bearfan454]

7. I never see or hear that here at home.

4 hours ? I'm wishing I was about 10 years younger. I guess if I had to....ha ha !

[zbdent]

8. God, I hope the guy didn't live alone and never have visitors

that would really be embarassing.

[zbdent]

10. On that note: Do you remember the first time you had sex?

Wasn't it great when someone else was there?

(Sorry, old, bad joke).

[commander bunnypants]

9. Matcom

where do you find this stuff?


DDQM

[northzax]

11. what's up with Germany today?

4 hour sexathons, guys being eaten by spiders and lizards. wow.

reminds me of the swedish couple upstairs from me at a hostel in Granada last summer. They too had some stamina. quite impressive show they put on.

[underpants]

12. They are without their leader