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Burma Jones Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-27-04 09:14 AM
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In Honor of the Passion of the Christ - Here's Jesus in Happier Times
I'm kinda starting to get that whole "no graven image" thing




More at:

http://www.catholicshopper.com/products/inspirational_sport_statues.html
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Don Claybrook Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-27-04 09:18 AM
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1. Thanks for the laugh
I don't usually laugh much this time of the morning, but you did it. Thanks.
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Beer Snob-50 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-27-04 09:19 AM
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2. I love the basketball statue
he does well with the younger ones, but can he box out and outrebound Shaq?
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SheWhoMustBeObeyed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-27-04 09:26 AM
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8. does it count as traveling if his feet don't touch the ground?
I won't be happy till they make the Jesus-at-the-pajama-party for girls.
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Beer Snob-50 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-27-04 09:39 AM
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13. check out page 2
for ballet Jesus!
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SheWhoMustBeObeyed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-27-04 09:42 AM
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15. Oh man! Bad touch!!!
Edited on Fri Feb-27-04 09:45 AM by SheWhoMustBeObeyed
LOL! Thanks, now I'm happy. I think.


On edit: Here, everyone should see it:

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CanuckAmok Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-27-04 08:01 PM
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19. I lke it too...my first thought was that...
Jesus is playing 'keep-away' with those kids, which made me laught out loud.

It's like "Hey kids, if you can grab the ball out of my hand, you get to go to Heaven!"
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-27-04 09:20 AM
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3. I was told Jesus has a bad golf swing though
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Rabbit of Caerbannog Donating Member (742 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-27-04 09:20 AM
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This is so funny
Jesus got game!

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THUNDER HANDS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-27-04 09:20 AM
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4. if Jesus can walk on water
Why does he need ice skates?
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Rabbit of Caerbannog Donating Member (742 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-27-04 09:24 AM
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6. Because it's too hard to
drive the puck towards the Heavenly Goal without them
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-27-04 09:40 AM
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14. DO YOU WANT TO WALK ON ICE BAREFOOTED
geez, even I'm smart enough to figure out that one

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AmericanErrorist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-27-04 09:23 AM
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5. They didn't say he could walk on ice
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AmericanErrorist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-27-04 09:24 AM
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7. Great Lewis Black sig!
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Burma Jones Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-27-04 09:27 AM
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9. thanks..
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Bridget Burke Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-27-04 09:29 AM
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10. What about the kids on swim teams?
He couldn't swim, though--he had to walk on the water.

Quite amusing...
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KensPen Donating Member (676 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-27-04 09:30 AM
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11. The buddy Jesus
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YellowRubberDuckie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-27-04 09:33 AM
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12. You wanna talk graven images?
Skip has a pope on a rope. LOL So sacriligous. And at Hastings they also had Jesus, Moses, and a few apostles at one time.
Duckie
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jesus Donating Member (96 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-27-04 11:29 AM
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16. Used to Ref Football games...
til they started getting out of hand and I had to start calling an excessive number of penalties. Here's a picture of me in action.

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Burma Jones Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-27-04 07:15 PM
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17. ...kick...
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-27-04 07:56 PM
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18. It looks like he's about to check the commie
Reagan was right!
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