Oh for Christ's sake...

[mcctatas]

mr. mcctatas is immersed in the battle with the squirrels again! Dude, just let them have the fucking birdseed already, resistance is futile!

[PaddyBlueEyes]

1. maybe they will

eat him...

[mcctatas]

2. Oh if only...

dipshit has an airgun now because he bent all his arrows! :rofl:

[lizziegrace]

6. Sorry to barge in

but Paddy, where have you been????


Don't stay away so long. :hug:

[PaddyBlueEyes]

8. Hey LG

Im and out for time to time, just very busy. I hope things are better for ya and Lel....:hug:

[lizziegrace]

9. Don't worry about me and Lel

:hug:

I worry about you, my friend.

[Inchworm]

3. rofl!

I know that war very well

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[fizzgig]

4. i always enjoyed watching the squirrels at the feeder at my dad's house

the feeder was attached to the side of the house right under the kitchen window and we'd mix squirrel mix in with the birdseed. all our visitors got along just fine.

when i was little (and still on occasion now) i wish i could be a squirrel. my boyfriend said i'd make a good squirrel, but i'm not quite sure what to make of that :rofl:

[mcctatas]

5. hmmmm...

is he saying you're squirrely? :rofl:

[fizzgig]

7. perhaps

:rofl:

he told me it has a bit to do with how i eat...of course, he also told me i remind him of a baby dinosaur when i eat :wtf:

gods, he's a strange one

[mcctatas]

10. ....

:spray:

Now there's a keeper :rofl:

[fizzgig]

13. he most definitely is

he's such a trip, i could go on and on about him

[GCP]

11. As you say, resistance is futile

Show him this video - clever little buggers

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWU0bfo-bSY

[quakerboy]

12. squirrels are so much better than birds

why not just put up some netting to keep the birds out and watch the squirrels? Problem solved.

[mcctatas]

14. I know right?

birds creep me out :scared:

[quakerboy]

15. they are very oddly structured

Some animals are just strange. Elephants, for instance. and birds.

[Jamastiene]

16. Have you informed him that he is wasting his time?

Squirrels and birds can and do eat together at feeding stations. I used to feed both. At one point, there was a white mother squirrel and her two baby squirrels(one solid white like her, and one gray and white) at the feeder along with 2 mourning doves and a cardinal. They were all right there on the picnic table together eating in perfect harmony.

Tell him he'll miss out on getting to see a white squirrel possibly if he keeps that up. :P

[mcctatas]

17. I've told him...

but now I figure it gives him something to do and me more time to hang out on DU ;)

[KitchenWitch]

18. Funny how they get so FIXATED on something

:rofl:

[mcctatas]

19. He is taking it to a new level...

he now is convinced they are, and I quote "taunting him" :crazy:

[KitchenWitch]

20. Sounds like he is taking the squirrels a bit too personally!

:crazy:

[mcctatas]

21. I'm sure there's a good joke in there somewhere....

something about squirrels and nuts, but damned if I can think of it;)

[Pierre.Suave]

22. It sounds like

you may need to take a trip to St. Paul...

;)

[mcctatas]

23. Nah...

that nutter can go by himself;)

[Pierre.Suave]

24. HAHAHAHA

Awesome reply.

I wonder if anyone else will get it...

[mcctatas]

25. I kinda doubt it...

;)

[Pierre.Suave]

27. It is probably for the better...

:rofl:

[mcctatas]

30. It'll be our little secret..

did I say little? oops :evilgrin:

[elshiva]

26. Squirrels are delicious.

:9

[mcctatas]

28. Nooooooooooo....

Ever wonder why Huckabee is such a nutter? Voila...

Doctors in Kentucky have issued a warning that people should not eat squirrel brains, a regional delicacy, because squirrels may carry a variant of mad cow disease that can be transmitted to humans and is fatal.

http://query.nytimes.com/gst/fullpage.html?sec=health&res=9500E0D91231F93AA1575BC0A961958260

[elshiva]

37. I was joking. I never ate squirrels.

However, if the old Oregon Trail video game I liked to shoot squirrels.

[mcctatas]

38. I kinda figured....

silly :)

[elshiva]

39. mmmmmmm

Yummy....

[mcctatas]

41. God I love Spike...

only blonde guy I have ever lusted after

[elshiva]

42. Not a natural blond, of course. One of his nicknames on

Buffy was "Captain Peroxide." :)

Another picture of him licking his lips. :loveya:


He has naturally brown hair.

[mcctatas]

43. Yeah....

but the blonde just did it for me...

Weird huh?

[elshiva]

45. No, that was a big part of the character.

:) It showed that he was a punk and very image conscious.

[pokerfan]

29. squirrels are teh devil!

Squirrel terror must stop!

A squirrel ignited a fiery chain reaction that led to a power line collapse, car fire, natural gas fire and a power outage in northwest Spokane Wednesday morning.

It all started … (when) a squirrel came in contact with a transformer. That single action set in motion a chain of events.

First, the power line burned through causing the line to fall to the ground and come into contact with a metal fence and a car. The car caught on fire.

The fence, meanwhile, was energized by the fallen power line and the electricity was conducted underground to a natural gas pipeline which in turn burned through and started an underground natural gas fire which burned up to two gas meters at nearby houses.

The fire department extinguished the fires while (the local power company) shut off the natural gas pipeline … the squirrel did not survive the melee.

[Pierre.Suave]

32. Is this from The Onion?

It has to be fake

[pokerfan]

35. It's real

http://www.kxly.com/global/story.asp?s=9145810">Squirrel leaves trail of destruction in its wake

[Pierre.Suave]

40. OMG

:rofl: funniest thing I have read in a LONG time...

[mcctatas]

44. Jesus...

Thank God the mr. is computer illiterate, if he stumbled on that little gem, full blown bunker mentality would set in;)

[billyoc]

31. Freeze, squirrel!

[vard28]

33. Tell him to just give in...

we did. :rofl:

[mcctatas]

34. It keeps him out of trouble...

and he is harmless to the squirrels, can't hit a squirrel in the ass with a banjo or something like that;)

[vard28]

36. LOL!

We're out in the sticks, and we're from a long line of rednecks, but I can honestly say I've never heard that one before!