How to piss off George Bush

[Valerie5555]

(1) Serenade him with a version of "The Yellow Rose Of Texas" where you "subbed in" the word "Shrub" for "Rose."


(2) Special order him a copy of the book "Where's Osama?"


(3) Chant "Dubya knew, terrorists flew, about the situation, nothing did do."

[Blue_State_Elitist]

1. Or just

pull a "Survivor" on him. When the Diebold folk are busy setting up the machines for rigging we just walk in with a video camera. We blackmail them into making the machines fair, and then when Chimpy is saying "No, its not over, not all the votes have been counted," he will be sorely proven wrong. The look on the spoiled chimp's face would be priceless.

Sorry I just watched Survivor on TIVO. :)

[Valerie5555]

2. Or (knock on wood) pull a "Survivor" on him come November by

telling him "the tribe has spoken, you've been voted off the island."


Good Night