What's a ZombyWoof?

[absyntheNsugar]

????

[RandomKoolzip]

1. Well, it's right foot's bigger than it's other one is, like a reg'lar

Zomby hoof...does that help?

Also, it raids dormotoriums.

[Eureka]

2. Whatever you do

Don't try to remain aloof he might......

[RandomKoolzip]

6. ...snatch you up screaming through the window all nekkid

and do it to you up on the roof.

[southerngirlwriter]

3. ZombyWoof is one of the two best posters on DU.

The other one is BerthaVenation.

He does taxes for a living, so he's very busy.

But he's fun and funny and clever and never mean, and I miss him. :(

[sistersofmercy]

4. A ZombyWoof is...

One with a wit that cannot be matched,
Or a sweetness that cannot be matched.

[everythingsxen]

5. It's like a wolf...

or other large scary dog. But it has been killed by some evil thingy. So it has risen up as a zombie for revenge.

[MichaelHarris]

7. Its a ......

Its your camping partner you shared a tent with for like a month, stuck in a snowstorm who starts to smell like a dead man. Thats what we always called each other.

[SOteric]

8. It's like a ZombyWof. Only moreso.

[goobergunch]

9. A viciously anti-Dean poster. (n/t)