What would your pet say to you

[ChiefHappyButt]

in a moment of clarity?

[fortyfeetunder]

1. "If I were you, I'd raise up a hind leg

and pretend _____ was a fire hydrant"!

[Dookus]

2. hrmm...

probably "I'm still very upset about that time last month when you ran out of cat food and I had to go for HOURS without it. Now excuse me while I go piss in your slippers."

[absyntheNsugar]

3. FEED ME! WALK ME! RUB ME!

Lather, rinse, repeat....

[NashVegas]

15. CHASE ME!

Meow.

[Kathy in Cambridge]

4. Reno: "Give me some goddamn chicken or I won't stop meowing"

Noah: "Reno ate the chicken off my plate-AGAIN!"

[AngryYoungMan]

5. "You've got my name wrong"

Other possibilities:

"I hate that damn dry food"

"Where do you GO all the time, anyway?"

"This place isn't warm enough."

"Can I have some of what you're eating?"

[fleetus]

6. "Hideho"

[tridim]

7. Ball ball ball ball ball - food - ball ball - squirrel

ball ball ball - CAR! - ball ball ball frisbee? - ball ball ball ball ball - milk bone! - ball ball ball....

sleep...

ball ball ball!

[DarkPhenyx]

12. Sounds like my monster...

...cept with the squirrel thing it "I can't see them, but I know they are there!!!! And they are laughing at me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[SoCalDem]

8. Thanks for saving my life

:)

[ChiefHappyButt]

11. That's pretty cool

can't get any more clarity there! I'm sure your pets thank you in many ways.

[SoCalDem]

14. Mine are all rescues.. 5 are ones I bottle fed from day one

We call them our burrito babies (That's how big they were, and I always wrapped them, burrito-style,in a washcloth to feed them)

Here are a few pics.. two litters Aug 02 and Mar 03.. fed 5 the first time.. found them all over the yard covered with ants, still in their sacs..abandoned....second litter the mom attempted to care for them, but I catnapped them because I did not want wild kittens all over the yard.. She did abandon the little white one in the weeds.. I found him (I have good hearing for kitten squeeks)

[ChiefHappyButt]

16. that is simply amazing

and so beautiful. Thanks for sharing those.

[pansypoo53219]

18. AWWWWWWwww!

i 'rescued mine too. iowa family couldn't handle a second litter after the ma got knocked up before they had a chance to fix.they wanted to abandon them on a farm. took 2, 4 adopted, and the last one who was the anti-runt was left and my brother's new kitten, their half-brother needed a pal. his poor older female now has 2 big guys to pester her.
i wish we coulda kept them all, they were so cute.

[yellowdawgdem]

20. Awww, what cuties

those little burritto babies are. I bet you had lots of fun with them, and a way lot of work, too.

[VOX]

23. Thanks for rescuing these little guys, SCD!

They are treasures.

:hug:

[SoCalDem]

26. I found the old thread from the first litter

I had not gotten my new camera, so I did not have newborn pics of them..



http://www.democraticunderground.com/cgi-bin/duforum/duboard.cgi?az=show_thread&om=987&forum=DCForumID59&archive=yes

[sistersofmercy]

9. "Give me food, give me water, now, fuck off!"

Yep, that's my bird. He's a litttle shit, totally has me trained.

[boilerbabe]

10. Where is my WET FOOD,

[I AM SPARTACUS]

13. most often, words are not necessary...

note: actually this is not my cat. Below is my cat, and again, words are prob'ly not necessay...



My dogs also have an advanced vocabulary, tho' most phrases tend to include the word "scraps..."...my dog, Lucky, writes poetry...

http://www.ooga-booga.net/dogprolog.htm

The Un-bone

As we know,
There are known bones.
There are things we know we bone.
We also know
There are known un-bones.
That is to say
We know there are some things
We do not bone.
But there are also unknown un-bones,
The ones we don't know
We don't bone.

Lucky Dog ­ Feb. 12, 2002, Department of Under-De-Fence news briefing

[pansypoo53219]

17. WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY BALLS!

basil got 'fixed' today.

[ET Awful]

32. Hehehe Quinn got the same treatment today (or yesterday now I guess)

[everythingsxen]

19. *gasp* Poison!

LOL

Just kidding! :P

I have no pets at this time.

[Shanty Oilish]

21. Just how DO you get food?

And why can't you have swinging doors?

[VOX]

22. "I love you."

I know that anyway, but it's be nice to hear the little bugger say it *just once*.

[RebelOne]

24. Treats, treats, give me more treats.

[arwalden]

25. Pick Me Up... NO... Put Me DOWN!! --- Let's play! Scratch my stomach!!

Got anything to eat?

[peacebuzzard]

27. Greet:: "Hey! Where the hell have you been? Let's play!!?"

Going out: "Shit, leaving AGAIN?, BORING!"
Dinner: "That's it? This diet sucks."
On the computer: "Yaawn" sleep."What else is there to do around here?":bounce:

[KayLaw]

28. I'm a full-grown cat.

Stop treating me like a baby!

[Kipper58]

29. He'd say " stop waking me up to take stupid photos!"

[scarlet_owl]

30. My ferrets would say:

"MORE RAISINS NOW!"

[terrya]

31. "I forgive you for removing my front claws"

"I don't understand why you did it. It was painful. But I forgive you and love you"

At least I hope that is what Chess, my cat, would say.

Declawing my cat was one of the worst decisions I ever made.

Sorry, Chess.

Terry

[Bonhomme Richard]

33. For God's sake, I drink out of that bowl!

[LincolnMcGrath]

34. lol

:toast:

[Padraig18]

35. "I *REALLY* love you guys a lot!"

All of ours tend to spend a significant amount of time every day just looking at us with those big 'puppy dog eyes'---even the cat. :)

[LWolf]

36. The dog:

"I love you, mom."

Cat: "Get that newspaper out of my lap. Good. Now start scratching. There's a spot right behind my ear that needs attention."

Horse 1: "You again. You brought food, right? Get that halter away from me."

Horse 2: "Where's the food? Hi. Scratch my shoulder. Let's go play. Did I ask about the food? Hurry up with that halter. Let's go. By the way, where's the food?"

Hen: "There aren't enough bugs in the winter. Let's get the garden started."

[ScreamingMeemie]

37. I want in..I want out...I want in...I want out...(the dog) The cat would

say. Feed me feed me feed me....I don't care if you fed me three minutes ago...feed me again.

Laura

[Whitacre D_WI]

38. Well, Logos usually says "hi" and makes kissy noises.

Olive just laughs at me. And then flies away.

[Throckmorton]

39. My pet elephant would ask me:

How do you breath through that thing? :evilgrin: