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LaraMN (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-06-08 01:10 PM Original message |
Mitch Hedberg thread. |
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Starbucks Anarchist (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-06-08 01:12 PM Response to Original message |
1. "I'm sick of 'soup of the day' -- it's time to make a decision." |
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LaraMN (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-06-08 01:16 PM Response to Reply #1 |
2. "I want to get a vending machine, with fun sized candy bars, |
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MadrasT (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-06-08 02:51 PM Response to Reply #2 |
11. I like vending machines 'cause snacks are better when they fall. |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-06-08 01:16 PM Response to Original message |
3. Fish are always eating other fish. If fish could scream, the ocean would be loud as shit. |
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LaraMN (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-06-08 01:18 PM Response to Reply #3 |
4. "I used to do drugs. I still do drugs. But I used to, too. " |
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vard28 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-06-08 01:19 PM Response to Original message |
5. I was at this casino minding my own business, |
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LaraMN (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-06-08 01:20 PM Response to Reply #5 |
6. If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be messed-up. |
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lildreamer316 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-06-08 02:06 PM Response to Original message |
7. I saw a wino eating grapes. I said to him,"Man, you gotta WAIT!" |
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Initech (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-06-08 02:16 PM Response to Original message |
8. "How about this? You give the answers, I provide the questions." |
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Kerrytravelers (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-06-08 02:19 PM Response to Original message |
9. Mitch on cell phones and pagers. |
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MadrasT (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-06-08 02:49 PM Response to Original message |
10. I got an ant farm... them 'fellas didn't grow shit. |
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Iggo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-06-08 02:52 PM Response to Original message |
12. "I like an escalator... |
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Taverner (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-06-08 02:53 PM Response to Original message |
13. I was gonna get a candy bar; the button I was supposed to push was "HH" |
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Initech (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-06-08 05:25 PM Response to Original message |
14. "What am I drinking? Nyquil on the rocks. It's for people who are sick but social." |
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Mad_Dem_X (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-06-08 06:54 PM Response to Original message |
15. My favorite: |
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realisticphish (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-06-08 06:59 PM Response to Original message |
16. No one has ever said "Look, here comes a frog" in a scared voice |
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Initech (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-06-08 07:31 PM Response to Original message |
17. "Anyone watch ESPN classic? I saw a baseball game, guy hits a foul ball. Fuckin' classic!" |
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