I like John Kerry and what not, but his face looks like a piece of jerky.

[SmileyBoy]

Seriously, I'm very intrigued by it. I like what he stands for and how he speaks to his audience (unlike *) and everything, but whenever I look at his face, it's like watching a big talking hunk of Jack Link's Sweet-n-Sour Turkey Jerky.

Flame away.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

1. Knock it off

You're making me hungry

[freeforall]

2. In this age...

image is everything. So, I think Edwards would make the "best-looking" president. Kucinich is next. Kerry, unfortunately, doesn't have much sex appeal.

But if he can beat *...

[SmileyBoy]

3. He can, my friend. He can.

I know he can.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

12. KUCINICH?!?!?!

[LeinesRed]

4. Saw him in person...

HOT!!!!!!I didn't know I was that fond of jerky...

[undergroundrailroad]

5. And *'s face? What does THAT look like LOL? YUCK!

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[SmileyBoy]

11. That looks like a pile of sh*t.

:D:D:D

[Lisa]

17. * isn't jerky -- he's just a JERK ...

And he still has that pretzel bruise, I see.

[DuctapeFatwa]

6. I find your remarks extremely offensive to the entire Jerky community

I think the cheek botox makes him look more like Melt-on-the-Stove Ken

[Droopy]

7. I don't think looks should matter

But I think Kerry has a very distinct look about him. That face may not be the prettyest, but I willing to bet that what's behind it more than qualifies him for the top job.

[Kamika]

8. yah I agree

I wish Kerry would look better, his face is too long

[ChiefHappyButt]

10. too long

for what?

He's an old guy! Long in the tooth, too, I'll bet!

[Kamika]

13. for sheep

sheep vote for ppl who seems to be a good guy

[absyntheNsugar]

16. Yes he needs to pull on his ears

reaaaaal hard and stretch that face out :-D

[Armand]

9. Sean Reynolds put it best a couple weeks ago:

John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?"

[pippin]

14. Yeah, Long face and

a pile of hair! Beef Jerky with hair!

[Fleshdancer]

15. I think he looks like a deflated Jay Leno n/t