Allah jokes... I need a laugh.

[Swede]

I need a good laugh,how about a round of Allah jokes.

[Droopy]

1. Allah, Jesus, and Jehovah walk into a bar,

don't drink anything, and bore the customers while preaching from holy books.

[Swede]

2. I said I need a laugh.

:shrug:

[Kutjara]

3. Allah, Jehovah and Yaweh walk into a restaurant.

"Table for one, please."

[applegrove]

6. That is very poignant.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

4. Allah, Jesus and Jehova walk into a bar,

and the bartender says, "What is this, some kind of joke?"

[edhopper]

5. Knock knock

who's there?

Allah.

Allah who?

Mohamed went to the Mountain and Allah got was this lousy burkka.

[Iggo]

7. Jesus jokes are waaaaay funnier. (n/t)