What happened to that nice President Clinton man?

[Screaming Lord Byron]

I happened to see the White House on TV today, but instead of Mr. Clinton there was this strange little scary man talking. I don't like telling tales, but to be honest, he seemed a little drunk, and he was saying something about crusades and evildoers, like one of those televangelizing men. Is he looking after the house while the President is taking a well deserved holiday? Maybe the President should find someone a little more reliable while he's away, I mean anything could happen while he's out. Still, it's nice to see one of society's less fortunate filling a job, if only for a short time.

[PROGRESSIVE1]

1. I don't know but a man named KKKarl Rove is in charge at the WH....

these days you know.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

3. Why does he have three K's. Does he have a stutter?

Is he a playmate for that simple man I saw on the TV? I hope so.

[kixot]

2. Thinking like that makes me want to cry.

God, I miss the Big Dog.

[tigereye]

4. that's a good one. Thanks....

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

5. He's scary

At first I thought President Clinton got a new dog, but he looks sort of like a monkey.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

6. Hmmm. A pet monkey-man.

But won't he pee all over the carpets?

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

7. You're right

It's probably a good time for obediance school.

[Bucky]

8. That nice Mr Clinton man sent me an email today

I think he wants some money so he can hire a lawyer from the firm of Kerry & Edwards to evict that crass drunkard currently living in Mr Clinton's old abode. But you know about these expensive lawyers these days; in order to get that clown evicted we may end up having to give the home to one of the lawyers just to cover our costs. Poor Mr Clinton, if only his wife could get a decent paying job...

[Lindsey]

9. I miss him too :-(

What has happend to our country? ...and what can we do....sometimes, I feel like I'm having a nightmare.

[Lisa]

10. up here in Canada, we're wondering the same thing ...

We THOUGHT the American President was a distinguished-looking person who smiled pleasantly and said complimentary things about valuing our friendship and wanting to work together to make the world a better place. He was very good at something called "diplomacy". He also had an excellent deputy who was smart and honest, who also seemed to like us -- we thought that he had become the new President, what with getting a half-million more votes. That's more people than live in the whole city of Victoria, B.C.! So we were rather surprised to see a weaselly guy on TV in the President's chair, pretending to be a cowboy and saying unkind things about a whole bunch of countries, including us.

It just didn't seem very presidential, and so I think he's actually one of those comedians who has a TV show -- maybe like "The West Wing", only unlike Martin Sheen's character the guy makes a dreadful mess all the time. He's mean and lazy and most Americans I know are way nicer and more talented than he is. I hope that show gets cancelled soon, because it's scary and not much fun to watch.

[Valerie5555]

11. And Francoise Ducros is right

That guy in the White House is a flipping MORON. He is also a "chicken poop" or a "pollo merda" to boot.