I am liking this "Kiss My Face" deodorant.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

It really works.

[Shiver]

1. Why is it...

...I now have this overwhelming urge to kiss your face?

[Tuesday Afternoon]

3. uhmmm.... the powers of persuasion are subliminal

:shrug:


:D


:blush:

[Shiver]

7. Ah, I see...

So you ARE trying to persuade me to do something! I knew you'd slip up and reveal something sooner or later...

[Tuesday Afternoon]

8. and so...

another reveal...for you

[Shiver]

12. Well hello...

That's not quite as subliminal now, is it?

I'm tempted to post a return pic... ;)

[Tuesday Afternoon]

14. I can not believe that

I really posted that :blush: It is a story about the pic...meh not worth telling here.

boredom is dangerous...go on now...introduce yourself to the Lounge properly :)

[Shiver]

16. With a pic?

The only, uh, suitable one I have on hand is of my tongue... ah, why not...

[Tuesday Afternoon]

17. uhmmmmm...yeah.

That is a tongue alright! Can you touch your nose with it?

[Shiver]

23. Quite easily.

It's actually, as I've mentioned on a few other threads, near-world record in length. Just two more centimeters, and I can take the Guinness Record from that bastard in England...

Yeah, I'm proud of it. :P

[Tuesday Afternoon]

24. I guess I need to right click and save it for posterity, then

damn! What a tongue ?!?!

[Shiver]

28. And it's still growing, too

I measured it yesterday, and it was half a centimeter longer than when I measured it a year ago - eight centimeters, fully extended, from closed upper lip to the tip (the way Guinness does the measuring for the record.)

[BarenakedLady]

26. ...

:wow:

:dilemma:

[Shiver]

27. I get that reaction a lot

And yes, I damn well know how to use it ;)

[DS1]

2. Liquid Rock sounds like something you'd find in a porn store

[Tuesday Afternoon]

4. on the shelf right next to

Wood On :D

[DS1]

13. or, for the double meaning within a double meaning

marble spray

:P

[Tuesday Afternoon]

15. ~

:spray:

[Gormy Cuss]

5. Yeah, but it should be called "Kiss My Pits."

I used to buy the Kiss My Face olive oil soap on a regular basis -- it was great for my skin.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

6. perhaps you should apply to their marketing department ...

I like their olive oil soap, too.

[Orrex]

9. I don't usually apply deodorant to my face

But hey, that's me.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

10. how about some

kiss my ass toilet paper then? :D :hi:

PS...I expect a critique of my shitty poem that I posted in your thread...:blush:

[Orrex]

11. LOL! That's a fantastic answer!

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

And I'm still looking for one of my awful ones to post--believe me, there are plenty.

[Generic Brad]

18. Does it make your armpit smell like lips?

Or worse - does it make your lips smell like armpits?

[Tuesday Afternoon]

19. smell me and

tell me :D

[Shine]

20. Shouldn't it be called, "Kiss My Pits" ??

:shrug: I mean, c'mon! Seems like a misnomer to me.



:evilgrin:

[Tuesday Afternoon]

21. please refer to post #5 above.....

there is also the kiss my ass toilet paper available.... :D :hi:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

22. I like Kiss My Ass deodorant better.

:rofl:

[Tuesday Afternoon]

25. Kiss My Ass toilet paper.

;)

[GoddessOfGuinness]

29. LOL

Perfect!