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Lil Missy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-30-08 10:25 PM
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I met a totally crazy man at the Mall today. He was totally fuckin' insane about the bailout plan.
He was randomly asking people how they felt about the bailout, and went totally postal on me when I said I agreed something needed to be done.

OMG, he told me to shove it up my ass, and that I was taking the side of crooks. He also said something about my education not getting past Kindergarten.

It was very embarrassing and pretty awful. Then some guy named Agent Mike took him into custody and said something about cheney wanting to interview him under some kind of water.

It was quite a disturbing sight to behold. I'm sure that crazy guy was a republican.

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jeff30997 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-30-08 10:27 PM
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1. Wow !
You really saw Agent Mike ? What does he look like ? :)
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Lil Missy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-01-08 12:21 AM
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6. He looked a lot like Joe Scarborough!
Somebody hold me. :scared:
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petronius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-30-08 10:33 PM
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2. I saw that guy, too. I was totally gonna argue with him, but he had all this
crushing logic - as if he had access to some sort of top-secret genius-level think tank...
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Lil Missy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-01-08 12:27 AM
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7. Omg! I was too afraid to engage him in conversation anymore.
As the agents carried him away, he kept screaming something about phildog .... phildog ... And then something about worshiping Tom Delay and Newt Gingrich. It was really awful.
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OmahaBlueDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-30-08 10:35 PM
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3. Delete
Edited on Tue Sep-30-08 11:06 PM by OmahaBlueDog
I didn't realize this was a figurative response to another thread
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Lil Missy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-01-08 12:28 AM
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8. Oh, I sure wish I could have seen what you posted.
:D
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OmahaBlueDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-01-08 12:43 AM
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15. I was hoping this wasn't more craziness at Westroads
I hadn't seen the other thread
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darkstar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-30-08 10:36 PM
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4. Thant dude is the worst kind of troll--
a Wall Street shill. I hope that Agent Mike spanked him good and that Cheney is making him aerate his bubble bath.

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Lil Missy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-01-08 12:37 AM
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10. I know. Trolls always reveal themselves eventually.
This was just so traumatic. ;(
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-30-08 11:08 PM
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5. I hope you gave him pizza.
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Lil Missy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-01-08 12:39 AM
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11. I didn't have time!
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-01-08 12:29 AM
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9. Isn't philboy sexy?
;)
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jeff30997 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-01-08 12:40 AM
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12. And he knows it. He keeps singing that song:

I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts
And I'm too sexy for Milan too sexy for Milan
New York and Japan.

:rofl:
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-01-08 12:44 AM
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16. He is too sexy for his shirt.
:)

He is also a model and he does his little dance on the cat walk.
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Lil Missy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-01-08 12:42 AM
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14. In what way, Charlie?
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-01-08 12:45 AM
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17. Don't call me, Charlie, Sarah.
I'm Todd, remember? YOUR HUSBAND?
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-01-08 12:42 AM
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13. Nice to see you all taking pot-shots at an obviously mentally ill person
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-01-08 12:47 AM
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18. Actually, we are taking pot shots at Philboy.
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-01-08 12:48 AM
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19. Well, fuck sakes, no one tells me anything, hurumph :-(
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-01-08 12:50 AM
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20. Sorry,
but now I told you.
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Lil Missy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-01-08 01:19 AM
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21. Thanks, elshiva. I was at a loss for words.
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-01-08 01:28 AM
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22. You are welcome.
At first I didn't get it, either, but then I looked again at philboy's post and understood. ;)
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