Be the Dingbat.

[Robb]

It's time.

You all need to start thinking like me. You need to conform to my standards of beauty, art, and decency.

You need to agree with me in everything I say. You also need to change your position when I tell you you're wrong.

You need to not say anything that might offend me, even if it seems trivial. Because it is my judgment on what is offensive that holds weight.

You need to worship my gods. They may seem funny to you, but that is wrong.

You need to have the same preferences as me, whether in wine, wall coverings, or sex.

In fact, the best thing for you to do is repeat things I say and write. Start styling your hair to look like mine, wear clothes that are just like mine. You need to make the same decisions about transportation, marriage, and pet ownership.

I think we'll all agree this is for the best. You need to agree.

Be the Dingbat.

[POed_Ex_Repub]

1. Oh No! That Dingbat has been bodysnatched by a fundie!

;)

[a_random_joel]

2. Ding! Ding! Ding!

We have a Dingbat!

[Step By Step]

3. Talk about

freepers!

We have Jerry Falwell posting under the name "Robb" - oy vey!

[tkulesa]

4. I bow down before the Mighty Dingbat

You're right, of course. Completely right. How could I every have thought otherwise?

:P

[Robb]

6. See, now THAT's what I'm talking about!

Together, I'm sure we can figure out where you went wrong! :)

[Elidor]

5. Be all the dingbat you can be

In the Dingbat Army

[underpants]

7. Sounds like a talk radio show

or vast conspiracy

[waterman]

8. Dissent is....uh....not very respectful, uh....is it... uh.... sir?

May I call you sir, sir? Is anything wrong with this post? I mean, we're cool... aren't we?... Sir?

[Robb]

9. Now, that just doesn't sound like me at all.

We're going to need to talk about this. Since I can't be everywhere at once, I've got a dozen people just like me to help you. They'll straighten you out. :)

[waterman]

10. Oh... well, the opposite would be something like :

Stick this thread up your big, bad butt. And you will enjoy it. and you will tell your friends how wonderful it feels.

[Robb]

11. LOL!

Stick this thread up your big, bad butt. :D

I'm stickin' that one in my Bat-Belt for later!!

[waterman]

12. Ok but I need to give you the adress where I receive my royalty checks.