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Blue_Tires Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-29-08 10:28 AM
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kill your mom, and use the inheritance to get implants for your flat-chested GF
A shame he didn't rob a bank instead -- This could have been "Dog Day Afternoon II"


FOUNTAIN, Colorado (AP) -- A Colorado teenager hired men to kill his mother so he could use her money to get breast implants for his girlfriend, police said.

Nikita Lee Weis, 18, was arrested on suspicion of conspiracy to commit first-degree murder, said Fountain Deputy Police Chief Mike Barnett.

Weis' mother, Hyun Weis, was attacked Thursday with a small wooden baseball bat at her home but escaped, authorities said. She was released Friday from a hospital.

His girlfriend, Sophia Nicole Alsept, and two men police said he hired, Juan Antonio Velez Gonzalez, 18, and Brandon Michael Soroka, 19, were also arrested on the charge of conspiracy to commit first-degree murder.

Barnett said Weis wanted to sell his mother's car and use money in her bank accounts to pay for breast implants for Alsept, 21.

Barnett also said the suspects discussed wrapping Hyun Weis' body in plastic and dumping it in the desert in New Mexico or Arizona.
http://edition.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/09/27/implant.hitmen.reut/?imw=Y&iref=mpstoryemail
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WildEyedLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-29-08 02:12 PM
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1. .... wow
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mcctatas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-29-08 02:13 PM
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2. Why not just get a GF with bigger tatas?
:crazy:
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-29-08 02:21 PM
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3. mcc?
1,200?



:shrug:
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mcctatas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-29-08 02:22 PM
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4. McWhat?
:shrug:
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-29-08 02:23 PM
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5. I asked *you*
:P
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mcctatas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-29-08 02:26 PM
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6. 1,200?
Numbers are evil!
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-29-08 02:32 PM
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7. You're being elusive
And I bet it's on purpose. x(
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mcctatas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-29-08 02:34 PM
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8. Who me?
I have no idea what you're talking about;)
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-29-08 02:40 PM
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9. ...
:banghead:
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kay1864 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-29-08 03:27 PM
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10. Roman numerals, dude
MCC = 1,200
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-29-08 03:30 PM
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12. *ahem*
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x8131013#8131478
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kay1864 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-29-08 03:39 PM
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14. Well yeah, I saw that...
But I don't think she caught on *why*.





And of course it'd be different in Aramaic... :P
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zanne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-29-08 03:28 PM
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11. My friends's kids don't bother with her...
I thought they were bad, but I guess it could be worse, huh?
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edbermac Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-29-08 03:36 PM
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13. Why do boobs make guys so crazy?
Edited on Mon Sep-29-08 03:38 PM by edbermac
Especially me...:7
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old mark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-29-08 05:57 PM
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16. I think this guy might have been a little crazy already...nt
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kay1864 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-29-08 03:42 PM
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15. This thread is useless without Before and After pictures!
(somebody hadda say it...)
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