Some time during the hour we left the house so a realtor could show it, the kitten

[crim son]

took a major, steaming dump on the bathroom floor. This could have been as dreadful as the time I cleaned up an old turd with a piece of tissue, threw it in the toilet, and then was interrupted by the realtor and potential buyers before I had a chance to flush it. "Oooooh, so this is how the rich people live..." :rofl: :eyes: The good news is that the people were an hour and a half late. We cleaned the poop, got into our jammies and started to relax and... Surprise! here they all are to look at the freaking house. Add to this the fact that I asked for a relationship break today and instead got dumped, I RAISE MY GLASS TO YOU AND seriously, I'm so glad the thread rating system is gone, because I know how these ones of mine rate.

Happy Saturday evening. Anybody want to take me out tonight?

[Guava Jelly]

1. Sure

:hug: sorry crimmy

[crim son]

2. Oh, don't be.

Just remind me every which way you can that I need to get on with my life. I'm intelligent, I'm thoughtful. I'm cute enough for my age, and I am not right for ever man or woman out there.

The boyfriend is a great guy, he really is. But we fight. Help me remember! Nobody wants to feel like shit all the time. My problem: I love everybody. My other problem: I have too many cats and kittens. :D :loveya:

[Guava Jelly]

4. I will do my best

Let me see.
You are smart,beautiful,caring,sweet,tough,tender,warm,and you are damn nice person!
Any man would be lucky to have a woman as great as you! :loveya:
I have to many cats too.. grr!

[crim son]

5. Not any man... a man made of steel.

But I wuv you, GoPsUx! :hug: :hug: And so do BenBen, Maximouse, Muezza, Sura and Wolfgang. :D

[Guava Jelly]

6. aww

:blush: I wove you too! :hug:
"a man made of steel" Or maybe a smart one :)

[lizziegrace]

3. At least life is predictable.

:hug:


I'm bored out of my mind. Where are we going??

[crim son]

7. Down to the waterfront.

There are two places I used to go to and they are great for different reasons: First, we go to the Sea Dog because it's tidy and quiet this early on... we can talk and have a civilized time. Next, we go to Carolinas, where there are people of all ages. It's cozy and dark and you WILL NOT LEAVE the place without being hit on. Good for the ego. Dancing. If we get bored we can always go back to the Dog where there's no cover.

And, my dear girl, my life is totally predictable. I just need a new script, badly.

[lizziegrace]

9. New script?

I need one too.

x(

[crim son]

10. What?

:hug:

[libodem]

8. Steaming pile of cat crap

AND getting dumped? Poor dear. What could be worse?

[crim son]

11. Laughing. I guess I'm accustomed to adversity.

A day without cat crap is like a day without oxygen; and I'm dumped every week or two. This time it sounds serious and I suspect it is, but it is probably the right thing. Thank you, libodem, for your kindness! :pals:

[elshiva]

12. I'll take you out. Where do you want to go?

:hug: :hug:
:hi:

Sorry about that, honey. Monty, our kitty, just peed on my bathroom door. :grr:
That's a cat for you.

Remember, you are a beautiful, smart, funny, human being with so much to offer this world. :hug:

[crim son]

15. Thank you, elshiva.

After I posted the thread, I started messing around with my webcam and now I don't have yahoo IM. Heh. It isn't my day today.

How are you? :hug:

[elshiva]

19. Check you PM, honey.

:hug: :pals:

[malta blue]

13. oh hell crim son.

That really sucks. :hug:

[crim son]

16. Same Old Shit, my friend.

I'm drinking wine and planning how tomorrow is going to be a good FUCKING day. :hug:

[Danger Mouse]

14. when do i not want to take you out?

:hug:

[crim son]

17. I think you want to keep me in.

:evilgrin:

Sorry; my computer is fucking with me. I PMd you. :hug:

[Jamastiene]

18. Dayum, you have had a truly shitty day.

:hug:

Hopefully somebody really cool and likable will ask you out. Normally, I'd ask if presented with any opportunity whatsoever, but I'm not feeling all that confident right now. I just got rejected big time after waaaay too long of putting my all into it. How could I have been so dumb as to believe she wanted me around at all? I'm still kicking myself right now for believing in her when she really always thought of me as garbage.

Like I said, I hope somebody likable will ask you out very very soon. I do wish you the best. :hug:

[crim son]

20. Jamastiene, I hope - no, I assume - you know that somebody

out there is going to value you for who you are. Who in hell would think of you as garbage? She couldn't have, but she might have treated you that way. It feels the same.

Confidence. What's that? :)

I wish you the best, too. The only thing I know for sure is that nothing stays the same unless we are determined to stagnate. I'm not. :hug: