What would you do if you came home to find an Ice Cream Truck.....

[WannaBeGrumpy]

parked in front of your house?
with nobody in it?
and nobody watching it??


....this happened yesterday
:shrug:

[ghostsofgiants]

1. Raid it.

Duh.

[WannaBeGrumpy]

2. that was my initial instinct...

but then Stupid-Me would be the one to get caught with her mouth full of ice cream sandwich because she would be too lazy to take the ice cream out of the truck...

[Jamastiene]

8. Beat me to it.

:P

[WannaBeGrumpy]

11. HAHA It'sONNNN!!!

bring it!

[petronius]

3. I would suspect that one of my neighbors was having an affair with the ice cream man

What other possibility is there?

[WannaBeGrumpy]

7. If you knew my neighbors...you would die laughing...

at what you said.

[Fire Walk With Me]

14. Keep your ears peeled for the sound of someone having great clown sex.

[WannaBeGrumpy]

25. ewww.....

hate clowns

[Fire Walk With Me]

26. Then you'll never learn the secrets of the big top...

[rug]

4. Call Homeland Security.

Can't be too careful nowadays.

[SoxFan]

5. Hoodsies for the Lounge! Whoo hoo!

[WannaBeGrumpy]

9. For sure....

Bring a friend!

[panhead1961]

6. Steal it and give away free ice cream

[WannaBeGrumpy]

10. I'll be the Robin Hood of Ice Cream...

yeahh
:woohoo:

[Jamastiene]

17. Yayyyy!!! Robin Hooood!!!! My favorite hero of all!!!!

Now with ice cream!!! :P

[Sebastian Doyle]

12. Throw all the ice cream out, fill it up with beer, and have a big party.....

....just like Van Halen would do.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQtijtfRoFM

[WannaBeGrumpy]

22. lol they were on to something!

:rofl: :toast:

[Connonym]

13. I would think Agent Mike was spying on your house

[Chan790]

20. Possibly...

though they prefer vehicles that don't stick out.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

15. I'd turn on the music.

Just for kicks.

[WannaBeGrumpy]

23. Ice Cream music dance party....

i wonder what song it had...?
:shrug:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

27. The one that goes through my neighborhood has Swan Lake...

among others...Christmas carols, Popeye, and of course the standard ice-cream truck jingle.

[Danger Mouse]

16. Be very afraid. The Ice Cream Man may come for you next.

[Jamastiene]

18. Woooooo!!!

That sounds like a kick ass Stephen King book. He could make it work too. Geez, it sounds like you have the start of a good thriller there, yourself. :D

[Danger Mouse]

19. Actually, it was a movie. A very corny one.

:P

[UTUSN]

21. Ice cream truck joke

This Hispanic comedienne told it on the Si-TV comedy show.


"I've gone so long without a date."


(Audience: "Awwww.")


"Yeah, my last date was with the ice cream truck dude."


(Audience: "EWwwwww!1")


"No, wait!1 He was VERY romantic!1 He composed a song for me!1"


(Audience: Silent anticipation.)


"It went like this: Doo doo DEE dee, da dee, da DEE!1" (The melody of "The Entertainer" -- )

[WannaBeGrumpy]

24. LOLLL!!! i actually laughed out loud at that one!!!

:rofl:

[dawgmom]

28. I'd drive it around and around the block past my ex's house...

....and annoy the hell out of him with the music. Plus, the music makes his dogs bark like crazy.

[Solon]

29. Hmm...couldn't have been me, I swear...

:crosses fingers:

:P

[woo me with science]

30. Dexter?

You around here, Dexter?