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yellowcanine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-26-08 10:39 PM
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McCain postpones bowel movement to deal with economic crisis.
Says there will be plenty of time to have bm when a deal is reached. This explains all the grimacing while Obama was talking. Either holding in or squeezing out farts.
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-27-08 05:00 AM
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1. Don't do it, John!
You can't deal with an economic crisis when all you're thinking about is how much you need a dump!
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Lil Missy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-27-08 05:12 AM
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2. On the contrary, I think he'd suspend the Presidency during that 3:00 am phone call.
He'd say " 'Scuse me, but I gotta poop now. Call me back in 20 minutes."
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Orsino Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-27-08 06:10 AM
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3. He said he was suspending it...
...but I think it showed up anyway during the debate.
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Lil Missy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-27-08 06:17 AM
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4. Yeah, I am pretty sure I saw him drop a load in his pants. And also, I think he farted.
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a kennedy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-27-08 06:20 AM
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5. that is just wrong.....
:rofl:
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Mist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-27-08 08:14 AM
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6. But I thought he wears Depends? nt
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Tuesday Afternoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-27-08 08:20 AM
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7. This will truly "impact" the nation ...
:eyes: :rofl:
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