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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-26-04 04:14 PM
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What's this I hear about the Jews chilling cheeses?
What is so horrible about that? Some cheeses are very delicious cold. Except maybe for Brie. Or grilled cheeses. But if a person wants to eat cold cheese, even an ice cold grilled cheese sandwich, what difference does it make what religious persuasion he is?

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FreeperSlayer Donating Member (666 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-26-04 04:15 PM
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1. bwaaaahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!
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meegbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-26-04 04:16 PM
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2. Ahhh Burt
That's "Jews killing Jesus", not "chilling cheeses".
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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-26-04 04:16 PM
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3. What? Wh-? Jesus?
Never mind.
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pippin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-26-04 04:17 PM
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4. Cheeses of Nazereth?
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DuctapeFatwa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-26-04 04:17 PM
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5. Cold brie is blatant anti-Unitarianism at its most virulent

Stamp it out. Stamp on the frigid brie.
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-26-04 04:18 PM
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6. They do that because fondue isn't kosher. (nt)
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peekaloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-26-04 04:19 PM
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7. Sweet!
and it's a presidential erection year, too.
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Rabbit of Caerbannog Donating Member (742 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-26-04 04:20 PM
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8. I was just thinking about Emily Litella this morning
Her "What's all this talk about protecting natural racehorses"

Gilda was so great!
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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-26-04 04:21 PM
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9. I better give underpants his due.
He did a thread about the Fashion of the Christ earlier. :D
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-26-04 04:50 PM
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15. Yes about this whole fashion business..........
..oh..........never mind.
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mmm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-26-04 04:31 PM
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10. Wait a minute! Cold cheese WAS The Passion of The Christ!
He loved the stuff
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afraid_of_the_dark Donating Member (724 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-26-04 04:33 PM
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11. Cheese left at room temperature just doesn't sound appetizing.
:puke:
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Rainbowreflect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-26-04 04:38 PM
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12. Is that anything like "blessed are the cheese makers'?
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dolo amber Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-26-04 04:41 PM
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13. Awww!!
Beat me by 2 minutes! :D
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Robb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-26-04 04:47 PM
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14. It's true.
Edited on Thu Feb-26-04 04:49 PM by Robb
edited because the joke just didn't pan out. :(
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