Who the fuck names a potential hurricane "Kyle"?

[MrScorpio]

It's like getting beaten up by a yuppie.

What is "Kyle" going to do, shower wine spritzers all over everybody?

What's down the road "Biff"? "Binky"?

Woooo... I'm scared

[jeff30997]

1. You're right.

Hurricane Scorpio,now that's a name that would make peoples wet their pants! ;-)

[LynneSin]

2. In other DU Lounge news - it's revealed, MrScorpio's first name is....

KYLE!!!

Perhaps after Katrina, the hurricane namers wanted to make kinder, gentler names for the "K"

[MrScorpio]

3. If my parents had named me "Kyle"...

I would have kicked my baby booties straight up their butts

[LynneSin]

4. Whatever you say Kyle

*** snickers ***

[MrScorpio]

5. You're asking for a spanking

Now get over my knee!

:spank:

[LynneSin]

6. Thank you Kyle, may I have another

:eyes:

[MrScorpio]

8. That's MASTER Kyle to you!

[LynneSin]

9. Here I thought you were Master Kyle Bates!

:hide:

[MrScorpio]

11. You're quite the cunning linguist

[LynneSin]

12. Mike Hunt taught me all about that

:eyes:

[MrScorpio]

14. You should know my friend, Oliver..

Oliver Clothesoff

[LynneSin]

15. How's your girlfriend Amanda Hugankis

:shrug:

[MrScorpio]

17. She's dating Seymour Butz

[LynneSin]

18. What happen to Heywood Jablome

:shrug:

[MrScorpio]

19. He's living with Ivana...

Ivana Tinkle

[LynneSin]

20. I heard Ben Dover really broke her heart

What an asshole

[MrScorpio]

22. You're thinking of his buddy Hugh

Hugh Jass

[LynneSin]

24. Hugh has been hanging out with Anita

Anita Bath

[MrScorpio]

26. And she works with Homer

Homer Sexual

[LynneSin]

27. Did you hear about Homor and Maya

Maya Buttreaks

[MrScorpio]

28. Their daughter's getting married to Mike

Mike Krotch

[LynneSin]

29. Nonono she broke that off for Jacque...

Jacque Strop

[MrScorpio]

33. She better think twice, He's been hanging out at the gay bar with I.P. Freely

[LynneSin]

34. At least it's not with that horrible Master Kyle Scorpio Bates

I think we're running out of Simpson epides heere

[philosophie_en_rose]

7. Hurricane Kyle?

[Boojatta]

10. How about hurricane Ayn?

[Critters2]

30. She's hitting Wall Street right about now...heading for Main Street. nt

[JoDog]

13. Me!

The lying, slightly anti-semetic fool I just broke up with was named Kyle. He cut a path of emotional destruction through my life.

Yes, I am a wee bitter over the whole thing.

[MrScorpio]

16. Somebody needs a hug

:hug:

[Robb]

21. You're a good man, Kyle

:yoiks:

[JoDog]

23. Thanks!

[jakefrep]

25. I'd be truly frightened of Hurricane HUGH!

That would be a "Day After Tomorrow" type storm.

[Throckmorton]

36. This is Hugh, and vey series, I must be a moran NT

[applegrove]

31. I like the name Kyle.

[Rob H.]

32. Hi, Kyle! MmmMMmmm....

[One_Life_To_Give]

35. Joe Gibbs Racing Fan, of course

A totally heartbroken race fan having seen there beloved Kyle Bush fall short in two consecutive races.

Down the road we will need a Denny and for thhis year you might get a Tony. But probably not a Biff, not with two consecutive Wins.

[ghostsofgiants]

37. Is its mom a bitch?

[Iggo]

38. Same people who name them "Katrina."

[Blue_Tires]

39. someone who is a fan of the Green Lantern? (Kyle Rayner)

[Crabby Appleton]

40. It's about fuckin' time they named a hurricane "Kyle"

presumably it's in honor of the superlative SMU and New York Giant's running back Kyle Rote Sr.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

41. Wait until we get hurricane Barbie

[whistler162]

42. A lot better than naming it after members of MY family

like they have this year!

Edward(slightly different spelling)
Gustav
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