My Fortune Cookie Said Not To Trust Magic 8-Ball

[rucky]

And Magic 8-ball - when I asked if I should believe Fortune Cookie - told me "Yes". But I'm not supposed to trust Magic 8-Ball who told me to trust fortune cookie who told me not to trust Magic 8-Ball...

So which one should I trust?

[BurtWorm]

1. Whatever you do

don't trust this poll!

[rucky]

2. Your opinion on this poll is important to me

but I'm not sure if I can trust you.

Taking a poll...

[Richardo]

3. Let the SpongeBob Squarepants Oracle break the tie...

HOW TO USE THE SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS ORACLE
1.Make sure you're on dry land. This book was not designed to be used underwater. (The pages get all soggy.)

2.Think of a yes/no question you need the answer to. If you already know the answer, there's really no point in asking the book.

3.Pick up the book, concentrating on your question. If you're already holding the book, you can skip this step.

4.Resist the urge to go jellyfishing.

5.Ask your question out loud, unless it's really embarrassing.

6.Rub your fingers along the edges of the book's pages until it feels right to stop.

7.STOP!

8.Open the book to the page you stopped at. Read what it says. That's the answer to your question.