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waterman Donating Member (585 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-26-04 02:22 PM
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At what stage of narliness will you still eat a banana?
So green it tastes like grass and has to be opened like a corn husk? Or so black and fermented the juice drips out and it feels like a water balloon?
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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-26-04 02:24 PM
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1. That is a false dichotomy if I ever heard one!
;)

Somewhere closer to the middle of that continuum, a scoash closer to black waterballoon than green grass.
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waterman Donating Member (585 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-26-04 02:27 PM
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2. If it's too close to the middle, it loses it narliness designation
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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-26-04 02:46 PM
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6. Okay, that is a good point.
I can tolerate some crunch in a banana that has a blush of green around the ends. I can also tolerate a bruiseless banana that is on the verge of disintegrating into powder. I have never been able to tolerate mushy banana unless it's in the middle of bread or cake.
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donco6 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-26-04 02:42 PM
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4. I'm with you.
Nothing worse than a green banana. Except for one that's brown and slimy INSIDE.

:P
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bif Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-26-04 02:32 PM
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3. When they get pretty bad we put them in the freezer
then when we have enough of them, we make banana bread.
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starroute Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-26-04 02:45 PM
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5. Yay, banana bread!
Short of starting to ferment, there's no banana so far gone it can't make yummilicious banana bread!
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Heyo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-26-04 03:33 PM
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7. When it runs fast enough...
and I can't catch it.... obviously I can't eat it.

-Heyo
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