George Bush goes to a primary school to talk

[Rabbit of Caerbannog]

about the war. After his talk he offers question time.

One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him what his name is.

"Billy."

"And what is your question, Billy?"

"I have 3 questions:

First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?

Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?

And third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?"


Just then the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess.

When they resume George says, "OK, where were we? Oh that's right - question time. Who has a question?

Another little boy puts up his hand.

George points him out and asks him what his name is.

"Steve"

"And what is your question, Steve?"

"I have 5 questions"

First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?

Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?

Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?

Fourth, why did the recess bell go 20 minutes early?

And fifth, what happened to Billy?"

[SlavesandBulldozers]

1. awesome

nice.

[aldian159]

2. That's pretty good.

Made math class funny.

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

3. First time i heard it was in Spanish.

I guess it got around pretty quick. :evilgrin:

[elperromagico]

4. Heh heh.

Very nice.

[mr blur]

5. Shouldn't that be "...to learn to talk"?

Good joke though!