OK, I have never been a fashonista....

[mcctatas]

but please tell me I am not wrong when thinking :wtf: about these shoes!

[KitchenWitch]

1. Those shoes are just wrong.

x(

What the fucking fucking fuckity fuck?

[mcctatas]

5. First thing I thought was

So I'll only get dogshit between my toes? Great....

[GoddessOfGuinness]

2. Besides looking stupid,

those look painful.

Might go with this gown, though:

[KitchenWitch]

3. Duct Tape Dresses?

[GoddessOfGuinness]

9. Well the shoe straps look like electrical tape...

Seems like they'd match well... :D

[mcctatas]

4. Is that made out of trash bags?

oh my....:yoiks:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

10. The site said duct tape...

Though I've never seen blue duct tape before. :D

[Chan790]

6. They don't seem functional...

but they might be fun for RP in the boudoir as long as everybody was down for it.

[quip]

7. High heels are supposed to make women's legs look sexy, not look like

fucking Ty Ranno Sore Us dumbshit :wtf:

[Tuesday Afternoon]

8. I think maybe ....uhm...possibly....could it be ....

they are a size too small :shrug: :wow: :wtf:

[VenusRising]

11. Women do the most horrible damage to their feet with crazy shoes.

I never will understand it. :shrug:

[mcctatas]

12. I have gotten to the point where I can't wear anything BUT heels...

probably because my feet are permanently deformed! Stupid short complex, I should have just accepted my vertically challenged condition, but noooo, I over-compensated!

[VenusRising]

13. Short is cute, though.

I feel the urge to cut my feet off at the ankles after one night in heels.

[mcctatas]

14. My siblings are tall..

brother is 6'4 and sister is 5'11 while I sit here at 5'3, and every time we go out together, one of those heartless pricks rests thier drink on my head...

[VenusRising]

15. That's when you groin punch them.

You're short enough to have perfect aim. :rofl:

[LeftyMom]

18. You have to lead them under things you can walk under that will brain them.

I used to do that to my ex all the time. Sometimes it was even an accident. :rofl:

[VenusRising]

19. That wouldn't work for me.

I'm the one that hits my head on everything. If there's a way to bang my head in the situation...oh, it's going to happen. :eyes:

:rofl:

[mcctatas]

23. OMG...

you are an evil genius! I can't wait until our Thanksgiving runner now!

[Oeditpus Rex]

16. Even with cute toes

which this model does not have, those still say to me, "Marquis de Sade — Cobbler."



Or "hobbler."

[mcctatas]

17. ...

:spray:

[DS1]

20. Might be useful fucking up Navajo trackers

[mcctatas]

21. OMG..

you found the silver lining!

[billyoc]

22. All that time to lace up HALF a shoe?!

:rofl:

[Monk06]

24. Pretty good way to snap your meta tarsal by say stepping on a crack or tripping stairs.

[applegrove]

25. God awful!

[tigereye]

26. wow, those are sort of like foot-binding in reverse

I like the design, but it's not really a shoe, is it? :rofl:

[NewJeffCT]

27. Are you sure her feet didn't fall through the straps onto the floor?

That's what it looks like to me at least - she was standing on her toes or something and the straps came undone/broke and her feet slid on through...

[MrCoffee]

28. Those aren't even shoes...if your skin hits pavement, you're barefoot

[RadiationTherapy]

29. Wow. Those are so so hot. Not for walking, but for resting on one's shoulders. nt

[Orrex]

30. "That's every pair of shoes in the place,"

"Unless, of course, you'd like to try The Cruel Shoes."

[anneboleyn]

31. You are not wrong. Those shoes are just BAD. n/t