OPEN: A bar that will actually serve you! Hop on over right FUCKING now!

[quip]

[Haole Girl]

1. Is that a hotlink?

:rofl:

[quip]

3. Here you go, Ma'am:

:hi:

[crim son]

2. Glassa sauvignon blanc, please.

:D

[quip]

5. Very good, Madam!

(free refills) :P

[crim son]

8. Excellent.

I'll be back! :P

[TZ]

4. Dude..if you can guess my favorite mixed drink

You can serve it...Think coastal....:evilgrin:

[quip]

6. One Blow Job, coming up (pun intended!)

[TZ]

7. Close but no cigar..pun intended

Think intercourse on a sandy surface....(absolutely my favorite drink, gotten drunk on them several times)

Isn't that your favorite drink that you just served?

[quip]

10. My apologizes! One Sex on the Beach, just for you!

That's my favorite position (68) :P

[Initech]

9. I'll take a whole bottle of Jack, please!

And then I'll chug it like Bluto in Animal House. :evilgrin:

[quip]

11. Sorry sir, I'm required by law to pour a glass!

Chug the rest! :woohoo: :hi:

[Initech]

23. Was it over??? Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor???

[quip]

40. The Germans...? Forget it; he's rolling.

:rofl:

[Initech]

48. They took the bar! The whole fucking bar!!!

[quip]

49. Double Secret Probation!

[Left Is Write]

12. Hey, there, handsome fella. Buy a girl a drink?

[quip]

13. Absolutely! Whaddya drinking, gorgeous?

[Left Is Write]

17. I'd love a good porter, if you have one.

[jeff30997]

18. Would a bad porter be OK ?

Porter Goss

:)

[Left Is Write]

19. LOL!

I'd prefer the beer. ;)

[quip]

24. Sorry, I was away from the bar for a spell, but here you go!

[Left Is Write]

28. Ooh, that looks great.

Thanks!

:toast:

[Dr. Strange]

14. I needs a drink.

Something nipply.

[quip]

16. One for you, one for your lady:

[Xipe Totec]

15. How about this one?

http://www.lizardloungeclub.com/main.html

[lizziegrace]

20. Margarita on the rocks, no salt

:)

If you please...

[quip]

25. Should I be carding you?

No worries, there isn't an age limit in teh tubes! :D

Bottoms up!

[elshiva]

21. One Bloody Mary, please.

[quip]

27. One bloody Mary, coming right up!

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2005/11/14/bloody_narrowweb__300x463,0.jpg

[elshiva]

29. Can you put some blood in that?

Human blood please, type O?

[quip]

32. Negative

[elshiva]

37. Vampire Nipplez.

[Jamastiene]

22. I'd like a Strawberry Daiquiri, please.

:D

[quip]

26. That's a fun drink! Here ya go (WITH umbrella:-)

[Jamastiene]

35. Thank you.

I love these drinks more than any other. :D

[quip]

39. It's dangerous loving those fruity ones because

it's so damned easy to get hammered already!

Unless, of course, that is the purpose for drinking them in the first place..... :D

[Jamastiene]

41. With me, it usually is.

:evilgrin: I don't drink often, but I love to drink when I do.

[KitchenWitch]

30. Can I have a virgin piña colada?

:D

[quip]

31. Hold the alcohol, throw in a bunch of stuff!

[KitchenWitch]

36. YUM!

:D

[pokerfan]

33. Back when I used to drink...

[quip]

34. It's about quality, not quantity!

:thumbsup:

[pokerfan]

38. That's how it starts anyway

When it became about the quantity, I had to give it up.

[RainDog]

42. May I have a black and tan?

please

[quip]

43. Last call!

Enjoy, RainDog! :pals:

[Kool Kitty]

44. I hope it's not too late.

Yesterday was my birthday and I could reallly use a Grey Goose and tonic, please?

[quip]

45. Happy Birthday, Kool Kitty! Cheers, and on the House!

:party: :woohoo:

[Kool Kitty]

46. Ooh, that's beautiful!

Thank you! :hug:

[quip]

47. Anything for a Jersey Girl!

:hug:

[Jamastiene]

50. Can ya line up 3 shots of straight Vodka On The Rocks for me?

I'm in the mood to get plastered and run around nekked tonight. :P

[TZ]

51. funny

I thought the run around nekked thing was EVERY night for you...:P

[Jamastiene]

52. OMG,

:spray:

Well, it kind is, but I do it much more gleefully (translated: I :bounce: :bounce: more) when I'm fitshaced. :P